In soviet Russia pedos get raped!

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  In soviet Russia pedos get raped!

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  MOM!!!! We caught the hair brush thief!!!!

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  They're here with the money. Now you just stand here and don't do anything stupid. Just be cool and you'll make it out of this in one piece. Capicé?

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  Halflings gone wild

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  GOTCHA! ... Brush salesman my asss! ... Jackie, call the police. ... I'm on it!

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  We can do this all day if we have to. NOW WHERE IS THE CANDY?!!

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  And you will stay this way until you brush up on your parenting skills papa. Understand?

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  No way! Not until you explain why you are in here half dressed at 2am mister.

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  Tell whoever that is at the door that daddy is tied up at the moment

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  Brown shoes, green socks, power blue undies and a straw hat? Nope, this one is no good either mom. One more for the reject pile. NEXT!

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  Who says the Amish don't know how to have fun.

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  On the next episode of Law & Order: Special Victims Unit...

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  Children I would like you to meet your new daddy

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  now we've tied him up you get his cock out & i'll suck it, then you can have a go..

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  Live above the influence.

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  mommy we packed your present

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