Hurry up, my broom is double-parked.

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Other's Explanations

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  Hurry up, my broom is double-parked.

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  What looks uglier? My ass or my face?

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  Paper or Plastic?

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  They are now searching for "more natural types" instead of skinny super models

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  C'mon f*** me or I'll beat you with my handbag

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  This is my sexy pose.

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  1 buck to put it in, 200 bucks to move it around.