Welcome to the guard quarters... You have just added 5 years to your previous sentence.

What is YOUR Explanation?

Are You A Zombie?

Other's Explanations

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  Welcome to the guard quarters... You have just added 5 years to your previous sentence.

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  Hmm, I knew I should've taken that left turn at Albuquerque.

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  this is how prison gaurds are born.

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  And that is how an elephant gives birth. Any questions?

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  Damn it..... not again...... ~get used to it

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  Uhhmm, evenin...are you interested in the newest issue of "HOUSE BEAUTIFUL" ??

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  Now you're thinking with portals.

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  Damnnnn! Portal Bug!

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  I may or may not have taken a wrong turn.

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  Why you complainin ? You said you wanted to be buried deep in a tight hole !

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  Dammit! It took me 7 month to dig that tunnel !

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  Glory hole... you're doing it wrong!

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  DALE WINTON" BRING ON THE WALL!

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  Well at least he didn't have to crawl through a pipe full of shit.

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  Prison toilets getting harder and harder to use... and even then there has to be at least four guards watching you, preferably grinning.

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  oh another faulty escape plan...