Welcome to Mc Bear's, may I take your penis?

What is YOUR Explanation?

Are You A Zombie?

Other's Explanations

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  Welcome to Mc Bear's, may I take your penis?

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  My uniform comes in next Friday...

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  No shirts, no shoes, no service... get used to it

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  "Welcome to Mc Bear's, may I penis you?"

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  And so the customer is entirely unfazed by a large shirtless man taking his order? Must be really hungry.

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  do you want some super-size fries with all of "THIS", big boy?

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  MCFLAB..

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  Welcome to your Quahog McDonalds. My name is Peter G. What do you want?

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  Your change is 25 cents, sir. Here you go, two dimes and a nipple.

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  I'm guessing they let their most common customer have his dream job for a day..

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  Our Health Inspection Certificate is over by the clock...why?

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  Casual Friday

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  I'll have a McSalad and......What the hell, thow in a diet Coke.

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  Ill take.... hmmm... never mind I just lost my appetite..

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  Not since the dance party in "Mac and Me" has McDonald's endured such horrific shame.

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  Sir, do you want your burger with large fries or onion rings?

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  Someone got out to play after midnight.

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  Yo bitches learn how to get fired! !!!!!!!!!

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  You want some fries to go with that shake?