Other's Explanations
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"No, I'm supposed to be taking YOUR order, officer."
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She said she wanted my footlong... How was I supposed to know she was only 15?
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What's the officer, problem ?
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But you let that Quiznos guy off with only a warning!
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Dude, it's lettuce, I swear.
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Meanwhile, outside the Halloween Party....."thank you so much for the autograph Mr. Earnhardt Jr.....ummm....can you put 'To Jared' ?"
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Here's my number, see you Friday, bring the outfit.
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So when I yelled "hey cop...EAT ME!!" I honestly meant it....
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I am sorry but you can't have your pickle hanging out like that!
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I Just wanted everyone to get aides
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the new depute
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I don't give a shit if I'm a mascot for a fast-food joint, Officer! I'm just as qualified as you to fight crime in this fair city and you damn well know it!
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Keep it up and you'll see just how many guys have five dollar foot longs in prison!
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Not serving donuts isn't a crime, you dick!
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Policeman listens to sandwich cultist preaching the word, and takes notes.
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Subway's failed mascot attempt
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Indecent Pepperoni Exposure
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Sir, you're getting written up for indecent exposure.....your meat is showing.
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Let me TAKE YOU OUT tonight, and I'll tear up this ticket!
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Busted!
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So you are saying that the criminal was dressed up as a clown. And he threw a big Mac at your head and ran off.
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Problem officer?
"No, I'm supposed to be taking YOUR order, officer."