Flossing. Just flossing.

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Other's Explanations

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  Flossing. Just flossing.

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  An example of how not to pole dance!

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  Guess how I survived the hurricane.... Thaats right

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  What she had an itch

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  made in africa stole to america

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  Well...someone's got a stick up their butt!

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  The things you find in cracks!

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  poor little pole...

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  One piece of advice: Never say "Bite me!" to this lady!

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  NOW MOVE UP AND DOWN! hahaha itchy stank Azzz!!!

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  If I need a hand? Wooh child! Ive been standing here since 1986!

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  om nom nom nom

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  I would not touch that pole with a 10 foot pole!

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  She was waiting so long she grew around the post.

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  In the Vice world, would this be called a vice-grip?

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  I'm not touching that pole. Noooo way!!!!

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  If you think that's awkward, just imagine if the bus is standing room only and that @$$ is staring you in the face...

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  Ass started eating

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  Number Twenty Nine Bun Coolers! Find them at Costco Today!

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  Her ass is eating the bus next ... RUUUUNNN!!

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  How long has she been walking with a bus stop sign lodged in her rear end?