Can you hold my ostrich a second ?

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  Can you hold my ostrich a second ?

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  You're right, honey, the dead ostrich smell won't be a problem this time.

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  I TOLD you to wax your stomach. It just makes you look creepy Tom.

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  And people says P.Anderson sucks at porns.....

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  Say hello to daddy sweetheart.

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  When I said "I wish you were hung like a horse......"

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