Kid: Dad, is Santa real? Dad: Does an elf sh*t in the mall?

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  Kid: Dad, is Santa real? Dad: Does an elf sh*t in the mall?

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  You'd think it was unique, but it's the same sh*t every Christmas

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  In Cataluña (Spain) there is a tradition: to put in the nativity scene a figurine of a caganer, a person pooping. It is a very important figurine of the crib, like the Family or the Three Wise Men. The caganer can looks like a famous person.

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  hey! i live in Barcelona , barcelona is the place where is this ''shitting santa'' , i can splain to you this, We have in our nativity scene a figure or a character that is shitting in the forest of the nativity scene and is thypical of Barcelona and its called the shitting man , i know it is strange but is thypical :)

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  Oh man... Please tell me this is a bad dream!

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  The people in front can see his south pole.

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  OK, so I was naughty, but come on...

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  What happens when Santa runs out of coal...

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  It's a statue of Bad Santa!

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  Will someone please bring me some frickin' toilet paper? This Christmas tree is beginning to leave a rash.. And also, I think I hooped an ornament.

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  After nuclear genocide and several hundred years the remarkably well preserved security camera footage of the Old Town Mall's tumultuous hiring of a homeless man to play the mall Santa had largely replaced the common lore of Santa Claus.

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  Santa had his elves start working on the naughty list

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  Do you know how hard it is to make an ipod touch!

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  Oh,that's it! That X-mas stuff!!

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  He is making candy on one end and chocolate on the other

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  They didn't let Rudolph join in any reindeer games And the elves only played "Craps."

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  In soviet russia...

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  Doesn't anyone want that present?

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  I just looked up the Barcelona thing and it's a weird Christmas custom called "Spot the Pooping Peasant"

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  El caganer

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  Joaquin Phoenix's audition for the remake of "Gulliver's Travels"...

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  El Caganer del Maremagnum

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  Santa's elves aren't quite up to par as they used to be, with the global financial crisis and all.

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  he looks like chuck norris