ONLY THE PENGUIN KNOWS

What is YOUR Explanation?

Are You A Zombie?

Other's Explanations

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  ONLY THE PENGUIN KNOWS

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  Linux in every home

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  The weirdest threesome ever.

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  This happens more than you would imagine.

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  PENGUIN, USE PEDOPHILE!

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  Day 32: They still haven't suspected the toy penguin by the bed.

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  Never agiain I'll have an affair with a married woman

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  What Penguin?

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  "All we're asking you to do is stand over us dressed as a penguin while we sleep. It may seem a bit strange, but it reeally turns us on!"

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  The bachelor party sucked, but so does this.

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  waddle the night away

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  "Okay Pete, I guess your debt is paid now."

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  Awkward penguin in real life!

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  should we talk about the penguin in the room, dear?

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  Socially awkward penguin says hello.

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  "Get out of the house. We don't own a penguin statue!"

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  Is that Johnny Depp?

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  Pretty much the only time my imaginary friend comes out to see me is after sEx