i have an orgy with cool chicks and u have not!

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Other's Explanations

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  i have an orgy with cool chicks and u have not!

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  The other boys at school were right to laugh at Brian when he told them that he got laid on the weekend.

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  Poor Tom suffers of the Multiple C*ck Syndrom.

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  Chick Magnet.

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  Joey wanted to stand up to the bullies, but he was too chicken.

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  Doing abs -> Level: Expert

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  You can tell by his FOWL EGGspression that he just doesn't give a CLUCK. He's HENsane. I'm just kidding, it was only a YOLK. They were probabably just feeleing COOPED up, and he was really thinking outside the BOKS. The way he gets those CHICKS is POULTRY in motion. They won't be with him long though, he's not all he's CRACKED up to be.. He's going to CHICKEN out.

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  Someone should have informed him that he can't get head from these particular chicken heads.

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  See, chicks dig me!

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  Which came first, the chicken or the nerd?

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  They call me OG Chicken Coop...keeping it real.

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  Chick magnet

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  All he's missing is a cock.

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  Sorry I like vagina not c0cks

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  Gonzo's student becomes the Master!

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  Me so cocky!

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  "I always look so serious when I've got five chicks on top of me."

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  this guy must love cock

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  I attract chicks.......LIKE A BOSS!!!

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  GET ALL THE CHICKS!

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  He likes cocks. What's so funny?

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  I got more than one cock