Sorry man, our wingman deal is off!

What is YOUR Explanation?

Are You A Zombie?

Other's Explanations

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  Sorry man, our wingman deal is off!

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  You can see her clearly on the map where she lives. She has her own zipcode.

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  The lady on the left? The taxi that brought her over had to make two trips.

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  Quality bra custom made by Omar the tent maker

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  What? You need a ride? In my car? Sorry ladies, can't do it.

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  Mmm 3 pairs of boobs...

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  Yeah bro, just waiting to kick it with twins I met on the netl. ... HOLE-LEE-CRAPP!! ... (Damn you Hook ups dot com!!)

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  No worries ladies. The diving board, chairs, beds and any other damages will be charged to your credit cards and our insurance. Enjoy your stay with us.