Glowing Condoms, just in case you don't freak her out enough.

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  Glowing Condoms, just in case you don't freak her out enough.

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  OH, Made in France? Now it makes sense. So you can see him coming in the dark because, French men are very sneaky.

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  Yeah that's what girls want, a green glowing pole that looks toxic.

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  this is what they gave us at my school sponsored college Halloween party

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  He puts it on his head.