New from Mattel: Battle Shits

What is YOUR Explanation?

Are You A Zombie?

Other's Explanations

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  New from Mattel: Battle Shits

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  That is such a shitty idea

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  One to go, one for blow!

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  I think it's time we took our relationship to the next level...

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  Uhhh.. when I said "Never let the kid out of your sight" I didn't mean it like that!

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  His'n'hers

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  The ultimate meat-n-greet.

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  FAT BEN MADE POOP

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  HA! This'll stop those pesky gays making glory-holes!

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  Dual shitizenship

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  So you can continue your staring contest even when you need to take a dump

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  poo⇔pee

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  An estate agent's worst nightmare

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  Moral: Pokeshit, the pokemon spinoff! My pokemon can shit faster than yours! OH yeah? Shitashu! Use diarrhea! It was super effective, Buttershit faints (from the smell)

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  Shat-Roullette

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  Afterward she said, "not only could I see your hairy ass, but you left the seat up!"

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  Interrogation Room (TV Series 2005–2006), back on TV!

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  You go first!!......no you go first!!.........ok we will do it together on three!!!

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  BATTLE-SHITS!...

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  The ultimate meat-n-greet.

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  Chattoilet v.0.2

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  Tired of your husband plaing IPad in the toilet? There is a solution!

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  Walls and doors sold separately

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  You can now even shit socialy

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  "We met on Pee-Harmony!"