Bob's kayak was suddenly overturned by a massive underwater queef

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  Bob's kayak was suddenly overturned by a massive underwater queef

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  After hours of labor, Gigantess gave birth to a tiny middle-aged fat man in a kayak.

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  Thinking he was finally going to fulfill his greatest fantasy, he disappointedly paddled away, realising it was just another large plastic drag queen.

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  "We're gonna need a bigger chode!"

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  Kaya dildo... You're doing it wrong

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  RELEASEEE!!!.... THE THATCHER!!!!

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  "Smells like fish here"

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  Lucky divers! Joking they really won't see that!

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  And that kids is how I met your mother!

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  I CAME

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  Wild snorlax appears!

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  Master baiter's wet dream.

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  It's the attack of the 40 foot MARGARET THATCHER!!!! :)

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  I never knew that when people said " release the kraken" they were actually talking about Bridgett Nielson.