Engaging Infinite Improbability Drive...

What is YOUR Explanation?

Are You A Zombie?

Other's Explanations

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  Engaging Infinite Improbability Drive...

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  Kayaker on board until dude on toilet really went

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  Kayyyyyaaaakkiinnnggggg!

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  Indoor kayaking, the retarded cousin to indoor camping.

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  ALLRIGHT! On THREE, we see who can get to the ocean first"

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  hypnosis at its best

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  ROW ROW ROW YOUR BOAT!!!

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  Mom...I can explain.

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  Row row row the boat while you're friends pooping! Merrily merrily merrily merrily cause' he so stupid!

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  the sea is too cold... I prefer this warm water!

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  well, this is awkward!

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  "If you can canoe in a shower while i'm taking a dump, you can can canoe anywhere!"

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  White water rafting, black water rafting, tap water rafting...