Still a better love story than Twilight.

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  Still a better love story than Twilight.

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  47 S/F, full bodied brunet, seeking a partner to share A ROMANTIC NIGHT OF BASS TOUCHING.

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  Find 10 differences

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  It's a CUDDLEFISH

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  She got catfished - literally

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  which do you choose?

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  Moral: Already rated the most controversial drama love story of the year! Watch as Maria Fischstish a woman recently diagnosed with a terminal breathing disorder, finds comfort in Charles, a charming catfish that suffers from a similar condition. Watch as they both struggle to breathe oxygen together, as they live and learn to love like never before, even as death lingers moments away in: The last breath: Forbidden love.

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  Maybe online dating at Lotsofish.com wasn't such a good idea?

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  Moral: Suffer from chronic vaginal stink? Buy one of our rubber smell-free catfish imitations, and relax easily as people will no longer keep staring at the bitch of the house, when you blame the dog! A bitch? Stop being a smelly bitch today!

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  Worst threesome ever.

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  Which one is the fish? OHHHHHH

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  50 shades of grayfish

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  trust me, the sex is great.

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  At least he won't cheat on you!

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  Moral: I dont like this picture, there is something very fishy about it... :(

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  So that's where that smell comes from...

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  'So I met this guy...'

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  I found Nemo, now you need to find me.

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  Drop That Bass

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  Spooning Fish For Dummies.