VIRGINITY MOTHAFUCK*R !!!

What is YOUR Explanation?

Are You A Zombie?

Other's Explanations

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  VIRGINITY MOTHAFUCK*R !!!

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  damb this is getting hot

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  Its ticklish yeah

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  Damn pubic hair!!

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  saved her self for marriage and now she wants to get laid

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  What do you mean you lost the key?

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  So much dildo... that she cannot find pleasure with a man. So... a higher level gadget

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  Damn it. It's my honeymoon night and my dad still has the chastity key!

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  its...art...

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  You should have seen the look in the guys face at Home Depot trying to explain this one

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  she's so hot she SQUIRTS sparks

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  I'd let her grind on me in the club

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  We proudly present to you the Policetek 2000 rapeshield

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  How to become transgender in 3...2...1....

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  Where are her safety goggles? OSHA FAIL!!

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  Today you'll lick my pussy!

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  The council's measures to clamp down on prostitution clearly aren't working

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  Moral: DILDO EXTREME! WHEN ULTIMATE PAIN IS YOUR PLEASURE!