i may be strapped to a bed, i may have to piss in a bag...but god dammit these pills make me feel like superman and im gonna enjoy it!

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Other's Explanations

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  i may be strapped to a bed, i may have to piss in a bag...but god dammit these pills make me feel like superman and im gonna enjoy it!

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  They said Hardees freshness is worth the wait; well, daggum it, now I can sleep in line!

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  America: putting the world's latest technological advancements to use ensuring that every citizen can exercise his GOD GIVEN RIGHT to go to McDonalds!

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  even if I'm dieing, I still have to eat a McRib

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  Oh that's me.

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  Play with a horse , they said, it will be fun they said...

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  Last time I travel with DELIVERENCE TOURS

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  hooker drive-thru "i'm lovin' it"

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  When you just Have to have a thick burger on fresh baked buns.

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  Wha...? Damn! Drugged + left in the wilderness by a whore, AGAIN! Well, at least she left my kidneys alone!

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  To hell with the tard. What about the thick burger on fresh naked buns?

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  W

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  Moral: MUUUST HAAAVE BURGER! ANY COST NECCESARY!

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  Mobilize the lazy squad.

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  Obama Care Starts there.

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  FAT BEN MADE POOP