Gather around fellow mannequins. Our goal to take over the world is one step closer. We have a mole inside the police.

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  Gather around fellow mannequins. Our goal to take over the world is one step closer. We have a mole inside the police.

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  Old trick used to fool the enemy into thinking there's more people than there really is.

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  Chatroulette scarecrow.

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  Damn budget cuts!

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  Do not use Botox !

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  BRB: Getting Doughnuts

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  I AM FUCKING TURNED ON RIGHT NOW!!!!

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  Your local law enforcement hard at work...

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  Freeze!