Finnaly a convincing religion..

What is YOUR Explanation?

Are You A Zombie?

Other's Explanations

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  Finnaly a convincing religion..

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  "my BULLSHIT SENSE" is tingling..."

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  silly spiderman, jews don't eat bacon!

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  Right out of Awesome Bible , as written by Marvel

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  For Spiderman so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten sense of humor, so that you may be entertained. Marvel 3:16

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  Look at all the fucking morons who can't spell FINALLY!

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  Oh my God, its Jesus

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  Someone seems to be REALLY desperate to get laid. Sadomasoquism is not the way, spiderman..

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  The world's first religion to interact with other religions

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  Everybody gets one...even Jesus.

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  Do you think Spidey and JC are more than friends? Just asking..

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  hey there, true believers!

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  Since When Was Jesus Ever A Blond?

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  how come when I discuss spiderman at church, people look at me funny?

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  dont do drugs .save them for the artist of this cartoon.

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  and yet, still more beleiveable than the original bible?

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  thats not jesus thats chuck norris !!!

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  I am pretty sure this image explained itself.

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  "Wait a minute.. i just saved Jesus.. DOES THIS MAKE ME THE POPE!?"

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  this here is proof that there is finally a religion that makes true sense.

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  IN SOVIET RUSSIA, JESUS IS HOMOSSEXUAL

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  here we find a naked jesus masturbating in his natural habitat

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  Don't do drugs - or you'll get a dress like me!

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  THIS IS WHY WE NEED DRUGS!

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  Who the fuck says eggs and bacon? It's bacon and eggs, it's always been bacon and eggs, and no amount of plotting by Jesus and Spiderman will ever make it anything but bacon and eggs. That's how dad said it, that's how America says it, and it's worked pretty good so far.

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  Ultimate Bible issue 16

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  Jesus was a Jew, he abhorred bacon!

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  STFU CHRISTIANITY!

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  pfft,so unrealistic, jesus doesnt eat bacon.