Thats the pussy you could be getting by switching your life insurance to ALLSTATE

What is YOUR Explanation?

Are You A Zombie?

Other's Explanations

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  Thats the pussy you could be getting by switching your life insurance to ALLSTATE

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  I'd die to get inside that.

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  I'd die to get inside

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  fuck in peace

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  Buy a coffin and get a free chick. -Available at all Walmarts

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  Do you come with the coffin? - Oh you [giggles]

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  Marketing in its best shape

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  Fuck the 40 virgins, I'd rather stay alive and do this gal!

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  I'd totally hit that......repeatedly over the head with a spade.

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  Buy this coffin for your grandfather and THIS WOMAN will sleep with you!

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  i bet she inherited over a million

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  Death has never been so sexy

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  www.aprecindere.com

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  Well she DID say "Over her dead body"