"I still can't believe you swallowed the key to the safe"

What is YOUR Explanation?

Are You A Zombie?

Other's Explanations

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  "I still can't believe you swallowed the key to the safe"

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  Oooh, a piece of candy. Oooh, a piece of candy.

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  If he insults me ONE MORE TIME, I'm gonna tear his clothes off!

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  Dude, there's toilet paper stuck to your ass!

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  When I signed up for this job; THIS was not in the application!

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  The Hawaiian sumo wrestlers join the party!