Other's Explanations
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"Please return your penis to the upright position and prepare for landing"
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Don't you see? It's a cockpit.
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whitey about to be replaced on the moon
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Obama's Air Force One Pilot
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it's all fun and games till the native with the penis-gourd takes the wheel.
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A new ergonomic, wooden joystic for the fly, brings u pleasure and response!
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outsourced pilot
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Discovery Channel gave my village enough money for either dental work - or helicopter ride & strap-on: Well, ... How does it look!?
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South Americas most trusted Airlines
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OMG WOODCOCK
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Mentos, the fresh maker
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who'd have thought flying would be soooooo much fun
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Obama's new NASA
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is he the only one who noticed their landing on a nude beach...bonner
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It's a Dani (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dani_people) with a penis gourd getting the opportunity to sit in (and pose for) a helicopter. You have to fly to get in and out of Papua.
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While being camped by cap fleet in Stain. - Anyone got an insta-undock from this station?
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lol wooden condoms xD
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The 9/11 highjacker that never made it.
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Proof that man DID evolve from a monkey
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what? I can't be a pilot? is it because I'm black?..... -no, sir I'ts because you're naked!
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Damn it Jim... I'm a doctor; not a helicopter pilot with a dildo!
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yeah...this is living
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I dont care what you say... That is a troll!
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Sumbitch, them Twinkies give me a hard-on!
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A wild Snorlax appears !
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Sanford and Son Smoke PCP
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africas revenge. now we are fucked.
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He's not wearing a seatbelt ! ! ! !
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I don't care if it is two hundred miles through uncharted jungle territory. I said I'll walk.
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SHHH! i just farted
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Smile for the camohgoodgod!
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You're safe with me
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a dream of an actual real pilot, while laced on psychedelic drugs. He is hoping to wake up soon!
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GET BACK TO DA CHOPPA
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honestly, I can't explain it.....it's just that bad -.-"
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UP
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wait one min...Dad?
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The gods must be crazy.
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Behold, Kimbo Slice before weights
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Kimbo Slice. The early years.
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giggedee giggedee
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mr t has really let himself go...
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Let's hope he doesn't mess up which one is the real control stick.
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the origin of vuvuzelas are discovered!
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"OOOohh...You mean this flight stick,i though you talking about mine"
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LET ME FLYYYYY I WANT TO FUCKING FLYYYYYYYYYYY
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Who knew that Kimbo Slice was a registered pilot?!
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Forget crossdressing, this is what Klinger should have done to get discharged!
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George Clinton's son gets soooo excited when he drives that choper.
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Mr.T On Drugs :0
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Final episode of LOST: They finally got away from the Island!
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indian cannibals ...IN A HELECOPTER! WERE FUCKED NOW!!!
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cannibal holocaust
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When is it more important to wear a knit cap than it is to wear pants? Well I don't have a big wiener and I haven't flown a plane, but I'm guessing that's the best time.
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ISA GAWIN TO DAH MUUUNNNN!
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He has a BIG smile :)
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Quick Mr. Copilot! Pull up on the joy-dick!
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call of duty: black ops. its a chopper gunner
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"Dont worry. Im EXTREMELY qualified..."
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Well at least with this guy terrorists wont fuck with us anymore
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I can't take this prick anywhere.
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that's some hot shit
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"Start singing "Tiny Bubbles" now Don Ho !"
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Thankyou for fling Papua New Guinea Airlines, and YES I AM THE FUCKING CAPTAIN!
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Ive had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
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Landing by wood.
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It's the budget cuts, man! WELCOME TO THE NAKED AIR FORCE!!!!
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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Yea I'll just take the next flight
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I hope that seat is platified :-S
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Haven't we seen enough of those shaved cat images ... Now they gotta start with gorillas?
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This gives new meaning to the term "Sporting Wood."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking with a special announcement as follows: OOGA GUNGA FLOOKA BUNGOO! YIP YIP ZANZIBAR!"
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it is from a natgeo show
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BOO CREEPY NAKED MAN FLYING A CHOPPER! HOORAY BEER!!!
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I dunno what eet ees! BUT I F*CKIN LUV EET!!!!
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I had it with these muddafacka snakes on this muddafucka plane!
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canibal holocaust
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wtf??
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye examination portion of your pilot's licence?
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we came from Indians not from monkeys
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Cheech and Chong on crack and naked
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Ah, me know cockpit!
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mrs i wanna return my ticket i dont trust in the pilot....
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There will be a small turbulence, please fasten your seatbelts and remain where you are, I know exactly what I'm doing, now where does this button stands for? Oh crap I left the microphone on...
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time for boarding. Don't be scared, it will be alright.
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free ride for everyone
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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This is an illustration of a Clutch Cargo cult in Papua, New Guinea.
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I. Shall. Gun. You. Down.
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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"Just like to say good luck to you both, we're all counting on you"
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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What the audience never got to know: Indiana Jones never reached the plane in the jungle scene in "raiders of the lost ark". Instead one of the bad guys came first...
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Yothu Yindi Take Flight
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this is not going to help my fear of flying!!
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Talibian terrorist is training for new 9/11
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The Force is strong with him!
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DERP!!
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Lolz i unno i just flyin this helicopter
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cross-eyed
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LOOK BRUDDA THIS ONES GOT A WIRLESS
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Reverse exploration.
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I think this is the Mr T's father...
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Well folks, we're experiencing just a little bit of turbulence. The Fasten Safety Belt sign is lit for your safety.
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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Taken from Danny Glovers new film "Hard-on Air"
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we came from Indians not from monkeys
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I just cant do it captain, I DON'T HAVE THE POWER......thats because you are not grabbing the throttle.......my penis.......no.......don't stop
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I don't know about explaining the image, but I sure hope they clean that seat after he's done using it.
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yeah, I lost my penis during WWII, but I'm still a great helicopter pilot
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OMG Black Heli Evoks on the loose
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this is taken in papua new guinea. the traditional dress uses a gourd over the man's penis for modesty. the terrain over there is really steep a lot of the mountains are only accessible by light plane or helicopter.
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get these motherf*cking aboriginese of my motherf*cking plane.
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Trust me I'm the captain. I read this in a book before
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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Nkongo enjoyed his heli ride very much. VERY much!!!
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that explains why that Air France flight fucked up
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the penis gourd of the Dani people are worn all the time, even under pants,
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Sumbitch, them Twinkies give me a hard-on!
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Meanwhile in Jamaica...
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The aveverage Jamaican.
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Should have gone to specsavers
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Die whitey die! I'll stick my wooden penis in your eye!
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thank you for flying southwest airlines
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It's gonna be a different world when my people come to power...bitches!
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and now to our traffic copter
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EMERGENCY EMERGENCY!!! PLEASE FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS!!! EVERYTHING WILL BE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!! (TOUCH WOOD) ;)
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...and some people thought the 9/11 was a conspiracy....
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IT'S A TRAP
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haha i will shove my penis i mean bomb up your ass
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This is a native of Waa or Wamena or Tembagapura, Irian Jaya Papua province of Indonesia, most likely sitting on a helicopter owned by Freeport McMoran. That penile covering is called koteka. Google up "koteka" images and you'll see. Koteka is a gourd.
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This is Smiling Bob. He and his boyfriend are flying high, thanks to Cialis.
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FUCK
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That man is from my country, Indonesia. I believe he is one of our native tribes in Papua. That wooden-cock thing is called "koteka", the only outfit the men of Papua tribes wear. Whilst, the women wear nothing but a straw-skirt.
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Houston we HAVE a problem !
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this is what kimbo slice lookd like befor the ufc
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I've never been in a helicopter. It's giving me a WOODY!
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Kids dont do drugs
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This is Tribal leader. Lock wings in S-foil position, we are passing through their magnetic field.
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so that's where vuvuzelas are from.....mmm nice :D
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GETS THE FUCKS ON DIS PLANE BITCHES
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well... the pilot was found dead in the bathroom today, but dont fear we have a highly trained crazy naked homeless guy for for a substitute
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GET TO DA CHOPPPA!
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african pilot XD
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i soooo want to put that on the 404 page for my company website... might loose my job tho
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fucking abos
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this is why the pilots introduce themselves over the com system, not face to face
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Are you SURE you passed the eye examination to get your pilot's licence?
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Jesus take the wheel....please
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omg does nobody realize this guys naked? Everyone just keeps commenting on the thing that looks like a penis lol
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It's because of the budget cuts, man! WELCOME TO THE NAKED AIR FORCE!!!
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Hello welcome to the Internet. I will be your guide
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Thank you for flying Rastafaric Airlines. Have a good day.
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kinda surprised at the lack of "cockpit" and "joystick" jokes
"der I can haz fly controlz and microphonez and maybe steer with mah woody" -
BANANA. lemme take a bite
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little does he know they switched out his partner at the last second...
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is this the high mile club???
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Oh! you call that thing the joy stick?
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Captain woodencock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pirates let rab some people!!!!! hou hou hou
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Air Detroit will be landing shortly...
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A genuine affirmitive action pilot
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Afghanistan is going well.
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AP Papua, New Guinea: Tommy Ootbu celebrates acquiring his "Type Rating" in a DeHavilland Twin Otter, along with his Flight Instructor Mike Lorenz. "Tommy is a natural born pilot" says Mike, "but we still have to work on his Instrument approaches". Ootbu has over 900 flight hours and hopes to one day work for one of the major Airlines.
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JUST AS PLANNED
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What nothing about a woody you guys all stupid?
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Flyin' down in 'copters, and snatchin' yo people up! Hide yo kids, hide yo wife...
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rapist on a plan
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OMFGCRAZYNAKEDFLYINGHOBOWITHAWOODENDICKFTWRFOTFLMFAO
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Ouch were hitting turbulance and i cant fit my nuts in these silly underpants
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hey that's me :(
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that was when the most drug addicted man on earth was left on a helicopter
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Al-Qaida airlines...
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One Evil NIGA and the Twins went down!
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Oh no, you cant drink and drive. But no one likes a sober pilot.
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Affirmative Action hits the airlines.
"Please return your penis to the upright position and prepare for landing"