Other's Explanations
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"Please return your penis to the upright position and prepare for landing"
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Don't you see? It's a cockpit.
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whitey about to be replaced on the moon
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it's all fun and games till the native with the penis-gourd takes the wheel.
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Obama's Air Force One Pilot
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Discovery Channel gave my village enough money for either dental work - or helicopter ride & strap-on: Well, ... How does it look!?
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A new ergonomic, wooden joystic for the fly, brings u pleasure and response!
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outsourced pilot
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South Americas most trusted Airlines
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OMG WOODCOCK
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who'd have thought flying would be soooooo much fun
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Obama's new NASA
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Mentos, the fresh maker
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It's a Dani (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dani_people) with a penis gourd getting the opportunity to sit in (and pose for) a helicopter. You have to fly to get in and out of Papua.
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is he the only one who noticed their landing on a nude beach...bonner
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Sumbitch, them Twinkies give me a hard-on!
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Damn it Jim... I'm a doctor; not a helicopter pilot with a dildo!
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Sanford and Son Smoke PCP
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Smile for the camohgoodgod!
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While being camped by cap fleet in Stain. - Anyone got an insta-undock from this station?
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wait one min...Dad?
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yeah...this is living
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UP
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a dream of an actual real pilot, while laced on psychedelic drugs. He is hoping to wake up soon!
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africas revenge. now we are fucked.
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GET BACK TO DA CHOPPA
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The 9/11 highjacker that never made it.
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"OOOohh...You mean this flight stick,i though you talking about mine"
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what? I can't be a pilot? is it because I'm black?..... -no, sir I'ts because you're naked!
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A wild Snorlax appears !
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lol wooden condoms xD
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Thankyou for fling Papua New Guinea Airlines, and YES I AM THE FUCKING CAPTAIN!
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mr t has really let himself go...
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Kimbo Slice. The early years.
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Proof that man DID evolve from a monkey
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I don't care if it is two hundred miles through uncharted jungle territory. I said I'll walk.
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He has a BIG smile :)
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we came from Indians not from monkeys
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I dont care what you say... That is a troll!
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the origin of vuvuzelas are discovered!
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SHHH! i just farted
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Let's hope he doesn't mess up which one is the real control stick.
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indian cannibals ...IN A HELECOPTER! WERE FUCKED NOW!!!
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haha i will shove my penis i mean bomb up your ass
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Behold, Kimbo Slice before weights
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honestly, I can't explain it.....it's just that bad -.-"
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Who knew that Kimbo Slice was a registered pilot?!
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cannibal holocaust
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When is it more important to wear a knit cap than it is to wear pants? Well I don't have a big wiener and I haven't flown a plane, but I'm guessing that's the best time.
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it is from a natgeo show
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I had it with these muddafacka snakes on this muddafucka plane!
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George Clinton's son gets soooo excited when he drives that choper.
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He's not wearing a seatbelt ! ! ! !
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ISA GAWIN TO DAH MUUUNNNN!
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Quick Mr. Copilot! Pull up on the joy-dick!
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This gives new meaning to the term "Sporting Wood."
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The gods must be crazy.
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"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking with a special announcement as follows: OOGA GUNGA FLOOKA BUNGOO! YIP YIP ZANZIBAR!"
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giggedee giggedee
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get these motherf*cking aboriginese of my motherf*cking plane.
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LET ME FLYYYYY I WANT TO FUCKING FLYYYYYYYYYYY
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that's some hot shit
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Mr.T On Drugs :0
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Forget crossdressing, this is what Klinger should have done to get discharged!
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Ive had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
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I've never been in a helicopter. It's giving me a WOODY!
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call of duty: black ops. its a chopper gunner
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I can't take this prick anywhere.
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"Dont worry. Im EXTREMELY qualified..."
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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Final episode of LOST: They finally got away from the Island!
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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DERP!!
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Lolz i unno i just flyin this helicopter
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Talibian terrorist is training for new 9/11
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so that's where vuvuzelas are from.....mmm nice :D
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This is a native of Waa or Wamena or Tembagapura, Irian Jaya Papua province of Indonesia, most likely sitting on a helicopter owned by Freeport McMoran. That penile covering is called koteka. Google up "koteka" images and you'll see. Koteka is a gourd.
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What the audience never got to know: Indiana Jones never reached the plane in the jungle scene in "raiders of the lost ark". Instead one of the bad guys came first...
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Taken from Danny Glovers new film "Hard-on Air"
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye examination portion of your pilot's licence?
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I. Shall. Gun. You. Down.
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Cheech and Chong on crack and naked
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Yea I'll just take the next flight
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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and now to our traffic copter
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I don't know about explaining the image, but I sure hope they clean that seat after he's done using it.
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Nkongo enjoyed his heli ride very much. VERY much!!!
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Ah, me know cockpit!
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...and some people thought the 9/11 was a conspiracy....
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yeah, I lost my penis during WWII, but I'm still a great helicopter pilot
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The Force is strong with him!
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It's because of the budget cuts, man! WELCOME TO THE NAKED AIR FORCE!!!
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There will be a small turbulence, please fasten your seatbelts and remain where you are, I know exactly what I'm doing, now where does this button stands for? Oh crap I left the microphone on...
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Haven't we seen enough of those shaved cat images ... Now they gotta start with gorillas?
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I dunno what eet ees! BUT I F*CKIN LUV EET!!!!
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wtf??
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"Start singing "Tiny Bubbles" now Don Ho !"
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thank you for flying southwest airlines
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BOO CREEPY NAKED MAN FLYING A CHOPPER! HOORAY BEER!!!
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Landing by wood.
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OMG Black Heli Evoks on the loose
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cross-eyed
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I hope that seat is platified :-S
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LOOK BRUDDA THIS ONES GOT A WIRLESS
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mrs i wanna return my ticket i dont trust in the pilot....
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canibal holocaust
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Well at least with this guy terrorists wont fuck with us anymore
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This is an illustration of a Clutch Cargo cult in Papua, New Guinea.
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Sumbitch, them Twinkies give me a hard-on!
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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this is taken in papua new guinea. the traditional dress uses a gourd over the man's penis for modesty. the terrain over there is really steep a lot of the mountains are only accessible by light plane or helicopter.
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That man is from my country, Indonesia. I believe he is one of our native tribes in Papua. That wooden-cock thing is called "koteka", the only outfit the men of Papua tribes wear. Whilst, the women wear nothing but a straw-skirt.
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It's gonna be a different world when my people come to power...bitches!
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Meanwhile in Jamaica...
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You're safe with me
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I think this is the Mr T's father...
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It's the budget cuts, man! WELCOME TO THE NAKED AIR FORCE!!!!
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EMERGENCY EMERGENCY!!! PLEASE FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS!!! EVERYTHING WILL BE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!! (TOUCH WOOD) ;)
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I just cant do it captain, I DON'T HAVE THE POWER......thats because you are not grabbing the throttle.......my penis.......no.......don't stop
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Jesus take the wheel....please
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omg does nobody realize this guys naked? Everyone just keeps commenting on the thing that looks like a penis lol
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Should have gone to specsavers
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FUCK
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time for boarding. Don't be scared, it will be alright.
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Die whitey die! I'll stick my wooden penis in your eye!
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This is Tribal leader. Lock wings in S-foil position, we are passing through their magnetic field.
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free ride for everyone
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This is Smiling Bob. He and his boyfriend are flying high, thanks to Cialis.
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BANANA. lemme take a bite
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this is not going to help my fear of flying!!
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IT'S A TRAP
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that explains why that Air France flight fucked up
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"Just like to say good luck to you both, we're all counting on you"
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the penis gourd of the Dani people are worn all the time, even under pants,
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Well folks, we're experiencing just a little bit of turbulence. The Fasten Safety Belt sign is lit for your safety.
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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this is what kimbo slice lookd like befor the ufc
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Kids dont do drugs
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GETS THE FUCKS ON DIS PLANE BITCHES
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we came from Indians not from monkeys
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GET TO DA CHOPPPA!
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Hello welcome to the Internet. I will be your guide
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Reverse exploration.
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OMFGCRAZYNAKEDFLYINGHOBOWITHAWOODENDICKFTWRFOTFLMFAO
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Yothu Yindi Take Flight
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this is why the pilots introduce themselves over the com system, not face to face
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well... the pilot was found dead in the bathroom today, but dont fear we have a highly trained crazy naked homeless guy for for a substitute
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Oh! you call that thing the joy stick?
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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The aveverage Jamaican.
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that was when the most drug addicted man on earth was left on a helicopter
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rapist on a plan
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Thank you for flying Rastafaric Airlines. Have a good day.
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Houston we HAVE a problem !
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african pilot XD
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little does he know they switched out his partner at the last second...
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Air Detroit will be landing shortly...
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is this the high mile club???
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Trust me I'm the captain. I read this in a book before
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fucking abos
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i soooo want to put that on the 404 page for my company website... might loose my job tho
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Captain woodencock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pirates let rab some people!!!!! hou hou hou
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Oh no, you cant drink and drive. But no one likes a sober pilot.
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Are you SURE you passed the eye examination to get your pilot's licence?
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A genuine affirmitive action pilot
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Al-Qaida airlines...
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hey that's me :(
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JUST AS PLANNED
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kinda surprised at the lack of "cockpit" and "joystick" jokes
"der I can haz fly controlz and microphonez and maybe steer with mah woody" -
Flyin' down in 'copters, and snatchin' yo people up! Hide yo kids, hide yo wife...
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What nothing about a woody you guys all stupid?
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AP Papua, New Guinea: Tommy Ootbu celebrates acquiring his "Type Rating" in a DeHavilland Twin Otter, along with his Flight Instructor Mike Lorenz. "Tommy is a natural born pilot" says Mike, "but we still have to work on his Instrument approaches". Ootbu has over 900 flight hours and hopes to one day work for one of the major Airlines.
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Ouch were hitting turbulance and i cant fit my nuts in these silly underpants
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Afghanistan is going well.
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One Evil NIGA and the Twins went down!
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Control, we have a problem we can't get the landing gear down Well get the sexy stewardess out of the cockpit
"Please return your penis to the upright position and prepare for landing"