Other's Explanations
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"Please return your penis to the upright position and prepare for landing"
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Don't you see? It's a cockpit.
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whitey about to be replaced on the moon
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Obama's Air Force One Pilot
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it's all fun and games till the native with the penis-gourd takes the wheel.
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A new ergonomic, wooden joystic for the fly, brings u pleasure and response!
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Discovery Channel gave my village enough money for either dental work - or helicopter ride & strap-on: Well, ... How does it look!?
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outsourced pilot
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South Americas most trusted Airlines
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OMG WOODCOCK
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Mentos, the fresh maker
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who'd have thought flying would be soooooo much fun
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Obama's new NASA
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lol wooden condoms xD
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It's a Dani (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dani_people) with a penis gourd getting the opportunity to sit in (and pose for) a helicopter. You have to fly to get in and out of Papua.
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is he the only one who noticed their landing on a nude beach...bonner
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While being camped by cap fleet in Stain. - Anyone got an insta-undock from this station?
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SHHH! i just farted
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A wild Snorlax appears !
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yeah...this is living
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Damn it Jim... I'm a doctor; not a helicopter pilot with a dildo!
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Proof that man DID evolve from a monkey
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Sumbitch, them Twinkies give me a hard-on!
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The 9/11 highjacker that never made it.
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africas revenge. now we are fucked.
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UP
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He's not wearing a seatbelt ! ! ! !
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I don't care if it is two hundred miles through uncharted jungle territory. I said I'll walk.
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Smile for the camohgoodgod!
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what? I can't be a pilot? is it because I'm black?..... -no, sir I'ts because you're naked!
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The gods must be crazy.
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Behold, Kimbo Slice before weights
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Kimbo Slice. The early years.
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Sanford and Son Smoke PCP
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You're safe with me
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a dream of an actual real pilot, while laced on psychedelic drugs. He is hoping to wake up soon!
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giggedee giggedee
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wait one min...Dad?
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George Clinton's son gets soooo excited when he drives that choper.
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honestly, I can't explain it.....it's just that bad -.-"
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"OOOohh...You mean this flight stick,i though you talking about mine"
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mr t has really let himself go...
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I dont care what you say... That is a troll!
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the origin of vuvuzelas are discovered!
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ISA GAWIN TO DAH MUUUNNNN!
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Let's hope he doesn't mess up which one is the real control stick.
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Final episode of LOST: They finally got away from the Island!
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indian cannibals ...IN A HELECOPTER! WERE FUCKED NOW!!!
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GET BACK TO DA CHOPPA
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I can't take this prick anywhere.
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Quick Mr. Copilot! Pull up on the joy-dick!
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Forget crossdressing, this is what Klinger should have done to get discharged!
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call of duty: black ops. its a chopper gunner
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cannibal holocaust
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Who knew that Kimbo Slice was a registered pilot?!
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"Dont worry. Im EXTREMELY qualified..."
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Haven't we seen enough of those shaved cat images ... Now they gotta start with gorillas?
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that's some hot shit
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When is it more important to wear a knit cap than it is to wear pants? Well I don't have a big wiener and I haven't flown a plane, but I'm guessing that's the best time.
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Mr.T On Drugs :0
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Must Visit Pakistan Free Classified website.You can post free classified ad with out registration on LMF and buy and sale everything through LMF. LMF provides online classified jobs , as well as newspaper Jobs http://www.lmf.com.pk
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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BOO CREEPY NAKED MAN FLYING A CHOPPER! HOORAY BEER!!!
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Landing by wood.
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Well at least with this guy terrorists wont fuck with us anymore
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wtf??
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"Start singing "Tiny Bubbles" now Don Ho !"
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He has a BIG smile :)
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mrs i wanna return my ticket i dont trust in the pilot....
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LET ME FLYYYYY I WANT TO FUCKING FLYYYYYYYYYYY
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It's the budget cuts, man! WELCOME TO THE NAKED AIR FORCE!!!!
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I. Shall. Gun. You. Down.
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Thankyou for fling Papua New Guinea Airlines, and YES I AM THE FUCKING CAPTAIN!
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This gives new meaning to the term "Sporting Wood."
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I hope that seat is platified :-S
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I had it with these muddafacka snakes on this muddafucka plane!
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canibal holocaust
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it is from a natgeo show
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Ah, me know cockpit!
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"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking with a special announcement as follows: OOGA GUNGA FLOOKA BUNGOO! YIP YIP ZANZIBAR!"
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye examination portion of your pilot's licence?
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Ive had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
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time for boarding. Don't be scared, it will be alright.
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Taken from Danny Glovers new film "Hard-on Air"
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Reverse exploration.
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free ride for everyone
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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There will be a small turbulence, please fasten your seatbelts and remain where you are, I know exactly what I'm doing, now where does this button stands for? Oh crap I left the microphone on...
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"Just like to say good luck to you both, we're all counting on you"
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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we came from Indians not from monkeys
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Talibian terrorist is training for new 9/11
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I dunno what eet ees! BUT I F*CKIN LUV EET!!!!
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This is an illustration of a Clutch Cargo cult in Papua, New Guinea.
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LOOK BRUDDA THIS ONES GOT A WIRLESS
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What the audience never got to know: Indiana Jones never reached the plane in the jungle scene in "raiders of the lost ark". Instead one of the bad guys came first...
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Cheech and Chong on crack and naked
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I think this is the Mr T's father...
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I just cant do it captain, I DON'T HAVE THE POWER......thats because you are not grabbing the throttle.......my penis.......no.......don't stop
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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Yea I'll just take the next flight
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and now to our traffic copter
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this is not going to help my fear of flying!!
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The Force is strong with him!
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that explains why that Air France flight fucked up
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get these motherf*cking aboriginese of my motherf*cking plane.
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Trust me I'm the captain. I read this in a book before
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well... the pilot was found dead in the bathroom today, but dont fear we have a highly trained crazy naked homeless guy for for a substitute
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Yothu Yindi Take Flight
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DERP!!
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yeah, I lost my penis during WWII, but I'm still a great helicopter pilot
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Should have gone to specsavers
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the penis gourd of the Dani people are worn all the time, even under pants,
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haha i will shove my penis i mean bomb up your ass
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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Well folks, we're experiencing just a little bit of turbulence. The Fasten Safety Belt sign is lit for your safety.
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This is a native of Waa or Wamena or Tembagapura, Irian Jaya Papua province of Indonesia, most likely sitting on a helicopter owned by Freeport McMoran. That penile covering is called koteka. Google up "koteka" images and you'll see. Koteka is a gourd.
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we came from Indians not from monkeys
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Lolz i unno i just flyin this helicopter
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I don't know about explaining the image, but I sure hope they clean that seat after he's done using it.
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OMG Black Heli Evoks on the loose
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Nkongo enjoyed his heli ride very much. VERY much!!!
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thank you for flying southwest airlines
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It's gonna be a different world when my people come to power...bitches!
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...and some people thought the 9/11 was a conspiracy....
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Sumbitch, them Twinkies give me a hard-on!
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this is taken in papua new guinea. the traditional dress uses a gourd over the man's penis for modesty. the terrain over there is really steep a lot of the mountains are only accessible by light plane or helicopter.
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Meanwhile in Jamaica...
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EMERGENCY EMERGENCY!!! PLEASE FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS!!! EVERYTHING WILL BE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!! (TOUCH WOOD) ;)
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this is what kimbo slice lookd like befor the ufc
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FUCK
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Are you SURE you passed the eye examination to get your pilot's licence?
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Houston we HAVE a problem !
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IT'S A TRAP
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Die whitey die! I'll stick my wooden penis in your eye!
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This is Tribal leader. Lock wings in S-foil position, we are passing through their magnetic field.
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This is Smiling Bob. He and his boyfriend are flying high, thanks to Cialis.
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The aveverage Jamaican.
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african pilot XD
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Oh! you call that thing the joy stick?
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I've never been in a helicopter. It's giving me a WOODY!
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Kids dont do drugs
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cross-eyed
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GET TO DA CHOPPPA!
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GETS THE FUCKS ON DIS PLANE BITCHES
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this is why the pilots introduce themselves over the com system, not face to face
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That man is from my country, Indonesia. I believe he is one of our native tribes in Papua. That wooden-cock thing is called "koteka", the only outfit the men of Papua tribes wear. Whilst, the women wear nothing but a straw-skirt.
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little does he know they switched out his partner at the last second...
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i soooo want to put that on the 404 page for my company website... might loose my job tho
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It's because of the budget cuts, man! WELCOME TO THE NAKED AIR FORCE!!!
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Thank you for flying Rastafaric Airlines. Have a good day.
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fucking abos
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BANANA. lemme take a bite
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so that's where vuvuzelas are from.....mmm nice :D
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Captain woodencock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pirates let rab some people!!!!! hou hou hou
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Jesus take the wheel....please
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Air Detroit will be landing shortly...
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AP Papua, New Guinea: Tommy Ootbu celebrates acquiring his "Type Rating" in a DeHavilland Twin Otter, along with his Flight Instructor Mike Lorenz. "Tommy is a natural born pilot" says Mike, "but we still have to work on his Instrument approaches". Ootbu has over 900 flight hours and hopes to one day work for one of the major Airlines.
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kinda surprised at the lack of "cockpit" and "joystick" jokes
"der I can haz fly controlz and microphonez and maybe steer with mah woody" -
A genuine affirmitive action pilot
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omg does nobody realize this guys naked? Everyone just keeps commenting on the thing that looks like a penis lol
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Hello welcome to the Internet. I will be your guide
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is this the high mile club???
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JUST AS PLANNED
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Afghanistan is going well.
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rapist on a plan
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that was when the most drug addicted man on earth was left on a helicopter
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Al-Qaida airlines...
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hey that's me :(
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OMFGCRAZYNAKEDFLYINGHOBOWITHAWOODENDICKFTWRFOTFLMFAO
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Ouch were hitting turbulance and i cant fit my nuts in these silly underpants
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Flyin' down in 'copters, and snatchin' yo people up! Hide yo kids, hide yo wife...
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Oh no, you cant drink and drive. But no one likes a sober pilot.
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What nothing about a woody you guys all stupid?
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One Evil NIGA and the Twins went down!
"Please return your penis to the upright position and prepare for landing"