Other's Explanations
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"Please return your penis to the upright position and prepare for landing"
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Don't you see? It's a cockpit.
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whitey about to be replaced on the moon
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Obama's Air Force One Pilot
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it's all fun and games till the native with the penis-gourd takes the wheel.
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A new ergonomic, wooden joystic for the fly, brings u pleasure and response!
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Discovery Channel gave my village enough money for either dental work - or helicopter ride & strap-on: Well, ... How does it look!?
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outsourced pilot
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South Americas most trusted Airlines
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OMG WOODCOCK
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While being camped by cap fleet in Stain. - Anyone got an insta-undock from this station?
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It's a Dani (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dani_people) with a penis gourd getting the opportunity to sit in (and pose for) a helicopter. You have to fly to get in and out of Papua.
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Mentos, the fresh maker
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lol wooden condoms xD
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Obama's new NASA
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yeah...this is living
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SHHH! i just farted
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who'd have thought flying would be soooooo much fun
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The 9/11 highjacker that never made it.
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is he the only one who noticed their landing on a nude beach...bonner
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A wild Snorlax appears !
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UP
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Smile for the camohgoodgod!
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Proof that man DID evolve from a monkey
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indian cannibals ...IN A HELECOPTER! WERE FUCKED NOW!!!
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Damn it Jim... I'm a doctor; not a helicopter pilot with a dildo!
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africas revenge. now we are fucked.
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He's not wearing a seatbelt ! ! ! !
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the origin of vuvuzelas are discovered!
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a dream of an actual real pilot, while laced on psychedelic drugs. He is hoping to wake up soon!
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The gods must be crazy.
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Who knew that Kimbo Slice was a registered pilot?!
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Behold, Kimbo Slice before weights
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Sumbitch, them Twinkies give me a hard-on!
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I can't take this prick anywhere.
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Sanford and Son Smoke PCP
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what? I can't be a pilot? is it because I'm black?..... -no, sir I'ts because you're naked!
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wtf??
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giggedee giggedee
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honestly, I can't explain it.....it's just that bad -.-"
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When is it more important to wear a knit cap than it is to wear pants? Well I don't have a big wiener and I haven't flown a plane, but I'm guessing that's the best time.
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Forget crossdressing, this is what Klinger should have done to get discharged!
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mr t has really let himself go...
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I. Shall. Gun. You. Down.
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Kimbo Slice. The early years.
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wait one min...Dad?
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Quick Mr. Copilot! Pull up on the joy-dick!
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that's some hot shit
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ISA GAWIN TO DAH MUUUNNNN!
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I don't care if it is two hundred miles through uncharted jungle territory. I said I'll walk.
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You're safe with me
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George Clinton's son gets soooo excited when he drives that choper.
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It's the budget cuts, man! WELCOME TO THE NAKED AIR FORCE!!!!
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There will be a small turbulence, please fasten your seatbelts and remain where you are, I know exactly what I'm doing, now where does this button stands for? Oh crap I left the microphone on...
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Haven't we seen enough of those shaved cat images ... Now they gotta start with gorillas?
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I had it with these muddafacka snakes on this muddafucka plane!
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Must Visit Pakistan Free Classified website.You can post free classified ad with out registration on LMF and buy and sale everything through LMF. LMF provides online classified jobs , as well as newspaper Jobs http://www.lmf.com.pk
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canibal holocaust
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Well at least with this guy terrorists wont fuck with us anymore
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"Start singing "Tiny Bubbles" now Don Ho !"
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"OOOohh...You mean this flight stick,i though you talking about mine"
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Thankyou for fling Papua New Guinea Airlines, and YES I AM THE FUCKING CAPTAIN!
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"Dont worry. Im EXTREMELY qualified..."
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I dont care what you say... That is a troll!
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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Landing by wood.
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call of duty: black ops. its a chopper gunner
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Mr.T On Drugs :0
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Let's hope he doesn't mess up which one is the real control stick.
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Reverse exploration.
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He has a BIG smile :)
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Final episode of LOST: They finally got away from the Island!
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Yothu Yindi Take Flight
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LOOK BRUDDA THIS ONES GOT A WIRLESS
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GET BACK TO DA CHOPPA
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cannibal holocaust
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we came from Indians not from monkeys
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LET ME FLYYYYY I WANT TO FUCKING FLYYYYYYYYYYY
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it is from a natgeo show
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BOO CREEPY NAKED MAN FLYING A CHOPPER! HOORAY BEER!!!
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I hope that seat is platified :-S
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"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking with a special announcement as follows: OOGA GUNGA FLOOKA BUNGOO! YIP YIP ZANZIBAR!"
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye examination portion of your pilot's licence?
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Cheech and Chong on crack and naked
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I think this is the Mr T's father...
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This gives new meaning to the term "Sporting Wood."
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Taken from Danny Glovers new film "Hard-on Air"
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free ride for everyone
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This is an illustration of a Clutch Cargo cult in Papua, New Guinea.
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Trust me I'm the captain. I read this in a book before
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Meanwhile in Jamaica...
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Lolz i unno i just flyin this helicopter
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time for boarding. Don't be scared, it will be alright.
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get these motherf*cking aboriginese of my motherf*cking plane.
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It's gonna be a different world when my people come to power...bitches!
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mrs i wanna return my ticket i dont trust in the pilot....
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Well folks, we're experiencing just a little bit of turbulence. The Fasten Safety Belt sign is lit for your safety.
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we came from Indians not from monkeys
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EMERGENCY EMERGENCY!!! PLEASE FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS!!! EVERYTHING WILL BE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!! (TOUCH WOOD) ;)
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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Talibian terrorist is training for new 9/11
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the penis gourd of the Dani people are worn all the time, even under pants,
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This is a native of Waa or Wamena or Tembagapura, Irian Jaya Papua province of Indonesia, most likely sitting on a helicopter owned by Freeport McMoran. That penile covering is called koteka. Google up "koteka" images and you'll see. Koteka is a gourd.
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This is Tribal leader. Lock wings in S-foil position, we are passing through their magnetic field.
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Yea I'll just take the next flight
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and now to our traffic copter
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Ah, me know cockpit!
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Houston we HAVE a problem !
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I just cant do it captain, I DON'T HAVE THE POWER......thats because you are not grabbing the throttle.......my penis.......no.......don't stop
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I dunno what eet ees! BUT I F*CKIN LUV EET!!!!
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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Oh! you call that thing the joy stick?
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I don't know about explaining the image, but I sure hope they clean that seat after he's done using it.
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yeah, I lost my penis during WWII, but I'm still a great helicopter pilot
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...and some people thought the 9/11 was a conspiracy....
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haha i will shove my penis i mean bomb up your ass
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this is what kimbo slice lookd like befor the ufc
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The aveverage Jamaican.
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Nkongo enjoyed his heli ride very much. VERY much!!!
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The Force is strong with him!
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that explains why that Air France flight fucked up
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Die whitey die! I'll stick my wooden penis in your eye!
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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What the audience never got to know: Indiana Jones never reached the plane in the jungle scene in "raiders of the lost ark". Instead one of the bad guys came first...
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This is Smiling Bob. He and his boyfriend are flying high, thanks to Cialis.
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african pilot XD
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Ive had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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FUCK
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"Just like to say good luck to you both, we're all counting on you"
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fucking abos
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this is not going to help my fear of flying!!
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Should have gone to specsavers
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Sumbitch, them Twinkies give me a hard-on!
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Kids dont do drugs
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this is taken in papua new guinea. the traditional dress uses a gourd over the man's penis for modesty. the terrain over there is really steep a lot of the mountains are only accessible by light plane or helicopter.
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thank you for flying southwest airlines
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BANANA. lemme take a bite
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That man is from my country, Indonesia. I believe he is one of our native tribes in Papua. That wooden-cock thing is called "koteka", the only outfit the men of Papua tribes wear. Whilst, the women wear nothing but a straw-skirt.
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A genuine affirmitive action pilot
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I've never been in a helicopter. It's giving me a WOODY!
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Thank you for flying Rastafaric Airlines. Have a good day.
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well... the pilot was found dead in the bathroom today, but dont fear we have a highly trained crazy naked homeless guy for for a substitute
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little does he know they switched out his partner at the last second...
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OMG Black Heli Evoks on the loose
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DERP!!
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cross-eyed
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GETS THE FUCKS ON DIS PLANE BITCHES
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Are you SURE you passed the eye examination to get your pilot's licence?
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Hello welcome to the Internet. I will be your guide
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Captain woodencock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pirates let rab some people!!!!! hou hou hou
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Afghanistan is going well.
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IT'S A TRAP
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GET TO DA CHOPPPA!
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Jesus take the wheel....please
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It's because of the budget cuts, man! WELCOME TO THE NAKED AIR FORCE!!!
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kinda surprised at the lack of "cockpit" and "joystick" jokes
"der I can haz fly controlz and microphonez and maybe steer with mah woody" -
JUST AS PLANNED
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Air Detroit will be landing shortly...
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so that's where vuvuzelas are from.....mmm nice :D
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this is why the pilots introduce themselves over the com system, not face to face
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Ouch were hitting turbulance and i cant fit my nuts in these silly underpants
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i soooo want to put that on the 404 page for my company website... might loose my job tho
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is this the high mile club???
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rapist on a plan
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omg does nobody realize this guys naked? Everyone just keeps commenting on the thing that looks like a penis lol
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hey that's me :(
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that was when the most drug addicted man on earth was left on a helicopter
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AP Papua, New Guinea: Tommy Ootbu celebrates acquiring his "Type Rating" in a DeHavilland Twin Otter, along with his Flight Instructor Mike Lorenz. "Tommy is a natural born pilot" says Mike, "but we still have to work on his Instrument approaches". Ootbu has over 900 flight hours and hopes to one day work for one of the major Airlines.
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Affirmative Action hits the airlines.
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Al-Qaida airlines...
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Flyin' down in 'copters, and snatchin' yo people up! Hide yo kids, hide yo wife...
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What nothing about a woody you guys all stupid?
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The REAL B.A Baracus and Face...
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One Evil NIGA and the Twins went down!
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Oh no, you cant drink and drive. But no one likes a sober pilot.
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OMFGCRAZYNAKEDFLYINGHOBOWITHAWOODENDICKFTWRFOTFLMFAO
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Chief of a newly discovered tribe back from demonstrating his ability to fly the big metal bird. An ability passed down in his genes from his knuckle dragging ancestors who frolicked with the gods that came down in metal birds, long, long ago
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There's someone on the plane! Some. Thing! -Skare
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Control, we have a problem we can't get the landing gear down Well get the sexy stewardess out of the cockpit
"Please return your penis to the upright position and prepare for landing"