Other's Explanations
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"Please return your penis to the upright position and prepare for landing"
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Don't you see? It's a cockpit.
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whitey about to be replaced on the moon
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Obama's Air Force One Pilot
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it's all fun and games till the native with the penis-gourd takes the wheel.
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Discovery Channel gave my village enough money for either dental work - or helicopter ride & strap-on: Well, ... How does it look!?
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outsourced pilot
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A new ergonomic, wooden joystic for the fly, brings u pleasure and response!
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OMG WOODCOCK
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Kimbo Slice. The early years.
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I had it with these muddafacka snakes on this muddafucka plane!
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Mentos, the fresh maker
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South Americas most trusted Airlines
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lol wooden condoms xD
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who'd have thought flying would be soooooo much fun
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You're safe with me
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That man is from my country, Indonesia. I believe he is one of our native tribes in Papua. That wooden-cock thing is called "koteka", the only outfit the men of Papua tribes wear. Whilst, the women wear nothing but a straw-skirt.
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It's a Dani (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dani_people) with a penis gourd getting the opportunity to sit in (and pose for) a helicopter. You have to fly to get in and out of Papua.
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africas revenge. now we are fucked.
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LET ME FLYYYYY I WANT TO FUCKING FLYYYYYYYYYYY
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Thankyou for fling Papua New Guinea Airlines, and YES I AM THE FUCKING CAPTAIN!
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yeah...this is living
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I dunno what eet ees! BUT I F*CKIN LUV EET!!!!
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Obama's new NASA
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african pilot XD
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He's not wearing a seatbelt ! ! ! !
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is he the only one who noticed their landing on a nude beach...bonner
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get these motherf*cking aboriginese of my motherf*cking plane.
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DERP!!
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Mr.T On Drugs :0
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we came from Indians not from monkeys
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Sumbitch, them Twinkies give me a hard-on!
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SHHH! i just farted
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LOOK BRUDDA THIS ONES GOT A WIRLESS
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wait one min...Dad?
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The 9/11 highjacker that never made it.
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Cheech and Chong on crack and naked
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OMG Black Heli Evoks on the loose
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George Clinton's son gets soooo excited when he drives that choper.
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Damn it Jim... I'm a doctor; not a helicopter pilot with a dildo!
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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so that's where vuvuzelas are from.....mmm nice :D
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When is it more important to wear a knit cap than it is to wear pants? Well I don't have a big wiener and I haven't flown a plane, but I'm guessing that's the best time.
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omg does nobody realize this guys naked? Everyone just keeps commenting on the thing that looks like a penis lol
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a dream of an actual real pilot, while laced on psychedelic drugs. He is hoping to wake up soon!
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I. Shall. Gun. You. Down.
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mr t has really let himself go...
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It's gonna be a different world when my people come to power...bitches!
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He has a BIG smile :)
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giggedee giggedee
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I can't take this prick anywhere.
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This is Tribal leader. Lock wings in S-foil position, we are passing through their magnetic field.
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canibal holocaust
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Die whitey die! I'll stick my wooden penis in your eye!
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thank you for flying southwest airlines
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This gives new meaning to the term "Sporting Wood."
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Reverse exploration.
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IT'S A TRAP
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I don't care if it is two hundred miles through uncharted jungle territory. I said I'll walk.
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A genuine affirmitive action pilot
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Taken from Danny Glovers new film "Hard-on Air"
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"Just like to say good luck to you both, we're all counting on you"
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cannibal holocaust
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It's the budget cuts, man! WELCOME TO THE NAKED AIR FORCE!!!!
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Jesus take the wheel....please
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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fucking abos
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Well folks, we're experiencing just a little bit of turbulence. The Fasten Safety Belt sign is lit for your safety.
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this is taken in papua new guinea. the traditional dress uses a gourd over the man's penis for modesty. the terrain over there is really steep a lot of the mountains are only accessible by light plane or helicopter.
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free ride for everyone
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that's some hot shit
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honestly, I can't explain it.....it's just that bad -.-"
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The gods must be crazy.
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Haven't we seen enough of those shaved cat images ... Now they gotta start with gorillas?
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ISA GAWIN TO DAH MUUUNNNN!
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Oh no, you cant drink and drive. But no one likes a sober pilot.
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A wild Snorlax appears !
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the penis gourd of the Dani people are worn all the time, even under pants,
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye examination portion of your pilot's licence?
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what? I can't be a pilot? is it because I'm black?..... -no, sir I'ts because you're naked!
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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and now to our traffic copter
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Forget crossdressing, this is what Klinger should have done to get discharged!
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we came from Indians not from monkeys
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I've never been in a helicopter. It's giving me a WOODY!
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little does he know they switched out his partner at the last second...
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Well at least with this guy terrorists wont fuck with us anymore
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Landing by wood.
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UP
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Smile for the camohgoodgod!
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Meanwhile in Jamaica...
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I think this is the Mr T's father...
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This is an illustration of a Clutch Cargo cult in Papua, New Guinea.
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"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking with a special announcement as follows: OOGA GUNGA FLOOKA BUNGOO! YIP YIP ZANZIBAR!"
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time for boarding. Don't be scared, it will be alright.
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Ive had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
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Let's hope he doesn't mess up which one is the real control stick.
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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Ouch were hitting turbulance and i cant fit my nuts in these silly underpants
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indian cannibals ...IN A HELECOPTER! WERE FUCKED NOW!!!
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Quick Mr. Copilot! Pull up on the joy-dick!
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Who knew that Kimbo Slice was a registered pilot?!
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There will be a small turbulence, please fasten your seatbelts and remain where you are, I know exactly what I'm doing, now where does this button stands for? Oh crap I left the microphone on...
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BANANA. lemme take a bite
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well... the pilot was found dead in the bathroom today, but dont fear we have a highly trained crazy naked homeless guy for for a substitute
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I hope that seat is platified :-S
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wtf??
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Are you SURE you passed the eye examination to get your pilot's licence?
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haha i will shove my penis i mean bomb up your ass
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Sumbitch, them Twinkies give me a hard-on!
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AP Papua, New Guinea: Tommy Ootbu celebrates acquiring his "Type Rating" in a DeHavilland Twin Otter, along with his Flight Instructor Mike Lorenz. "Tommy is a natural born pilot" says Mike, "but we still have to work on his Instrument approaches". Ootbu has over 900 flight hours and hopes to one day work for one of the major Airlines.
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"OOOohh...You mean this flight stick,i though you talking about mine"
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Sanford and Son Smoke PCP
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The Force is strong with him!
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Houston we HAVE a problem !
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"Start singing "Tiny Bubbles" now Don Ho !"
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kinda surprised at the lack of "cockpit" and "joystick" jokes
"der I can haz fly controlz and microphonez and maybe steer with mah woody" -
hey that's me :(
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Air Detroit will be landing shortly...
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While being camped by cap fleet in Stain. - Anyone got an insta-undock from this station?
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...and some people thought the 9/11 was a conspiracy....
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Yothu Yindi Take Flight
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There's someone on the plane! Some. Thing! -Skare
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The REAL B.A Baracus and Face...
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rapist on a plan
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is that Kimbo?
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i soooo want to put that on the 404 page for my company website... might loose my job tho
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Thank you for flying Rastafaric Airlines. Have a good day.
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yeah, I lost my penis during WWII, but I'm still a great helicopter pilot
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One Evil NIGA and the Twins went down!
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What nothing about a woody you guys all stupid?
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"Dont worry. Im EXTREMELY qualified..."
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Affirmative Action hits the airlines.
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mrs i wanna return my ticket i dont trust in the pilot....
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This is a native of Waa or Wamena or Tembagapura, Irian Jaya Papua province of Indonesia, most likely sitting on a helicopter owned by Freeport McMoran. That penile covering is called koteka. Google up "koteka" images and you'll see. Koteka is a gourd.
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Yea I'll just take the next flight
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I dont care what you say... That is a troll!
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This is Smiling Bob. He and his boyfriend are flying high, thanks to Cialis.
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EMERGENCY EMERGENCY!!! PLEASE FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS!!! EVERYTHING WILL BE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!! (TOUCH WOOD) ;)
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Behold, Kimbo Slice before weights
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Afghanistan is going well.
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Oh! you call that thing the joy stick?
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It's because of the budget cuts, man! WELCOME TO THE NAKED AIR FORCE!!!
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BOO CREEPY NAKED MAN FLYING A CHOPPER! HOORAY BEER!!!
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this is what kimbo slice lookd like befor the ufc
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this is why the pilots introduce themselves over the com system, not face to face
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Final episode of LOST: They finally got away from the Island!
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Al-Qaida airlines...
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Trust me I'm the captain. I read this in a book before
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OMFGCRAZYNAKEDFLYINGHOBOWITHAWOODENDICKFTWRFOTFLMFAO
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Should have gone to specsavers
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it is from a natgeo show
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Captain woodencock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pirates let rab some people!!!!! hou hou hou
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Nkongo enjoyed his heli ride very much. VERY much!!!
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GET BACK TO DA CHOPPA
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Flyin' down in 'copters, and snatchin' yo people up! Hide yo kids, hide yo wife...
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GET TO DA CHOPPPA!
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who cares what he's doing! why does he have three nostrils?
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I don't know about explaining the image, but I sure hope they clean that seat after he's done using it.
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JUST AS PLANNED
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Kids dont do drugs
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"lol wooden condoms xD"
yea... safer and reusable *xDDD
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Control, we have a problem we can't get the landing gear down Well get the sexy stewardess out of the cockpit
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Expedition (by helicopter) in an african aboriginal place. Once there, to bond with the locals, they let them try the helicopter and take pictures.
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Hello welcome to the Internet. I will be your guide
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Lolz i unno i just flyin this helicopter
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the origin of vuvuzelas are discovered!
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GETS THE FUCKS ON DIS PLANE BITCHES
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is this the high mile club???
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cross-eyed
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I just cant do it captain, I DON'T HAVE THE POWER......thats because you are not grabbing the throttle.......my penis.......no.......don't stop
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that explains why that Air France flight fucked up
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call of duty: black ops. its a chopper gunner
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Ah, me know cockpit!
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that was when the most drug addicted man on earth was left on a helicopter
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Play with the bull ? You get the horn !!
Puts new meaning into the phrase "Fly United" -
der derrrr I'm a retard that drives a plane derrr
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The aveverage Jamaican.
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Talibian terrorist is training for new 9/11
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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Proof that man DID evolve from a monkey
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I'm coming in for a landing & YOU GONNA GET RAPED
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this is not going to help my fear of flying!!
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What the audience never got to know: Indiana Jones never reached the plane in the jungle scene in "raiders of the lost ark". Instead one of the bad guys came first...
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Chief of a newly discovered tribe back from demonstrating his ability to fly the big metal bird. An ability passed down in his genes from his knuckle dragging ancestors who frolicked with the gods that came down in metal birds, long, long ago
"Please return your penis to the upright position and prepare for landing"