"HEY! I ain't got all day here; you gonna get in the f*kin' water or what?"

What is YOUR Explanation?

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Other's Explanations

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  "HEY! I ain't got all day here; you gonna get in the f*kin' water or what?"

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  "Dora... I know it's been a while since I took my last pill, but tell me, and be honest... do you see half a shark with arms standing in front of us?"

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  Candygram

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  In light of the credit crunch the budget for the new Jaws blockbuster was drastically slashed!

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  "I had to get out. There was seaweed."

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  oh fuck, sharks have LEGS now?
  

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  What kind of weed did we smoke?

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  Walter's plan to scare off the tourists.

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  Rodney the retarded Shark...."Will you be my friend?..Duuhhhh."

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  "Yo, dude! Yeah, you with the floatie... you gonna eat that?"

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  Please come into the water.

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  I'M A SHAAAAAARK
  SUCK MY DIIIIICK
  I'M A SHAAARK

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  "I wish to make love to you."

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  watermelon ball at the edge of the water...?

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  lmao this is awesome

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  get in the damn water so i can eat u!

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  The reccession hit the set of the new "Jaws" movie pretty hard....

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  In this economy, Universal Studios took a few shortcuts in the new Jaws movie's budget.

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  This is not Albulquerque...

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  OH MY GOD! It's a shark.

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  FUCK BP!

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  Hey guy. Just keep on laughing. I might be the d*** in the shark outfit but unfortuantly your girl is gonna catch a glimpse of you and realize she came to the beach with a real live baby!! WHAT!! Baby need his floatie!! Come on babe let's make like shark bait and bleed.....

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  ..........rawr

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  "Jaws 5" just didn't quite take off at the box office...

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  Live every week like it's shark week.

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  Come swim with me. I promise to behave c:

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  yeah... i'm a shark! And SO WHAT?

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  i remember seeing a closeup of the shark guy on a mock jaws poster

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  have you seen a tiny sardine called Roberto round here, by any chance?

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  "Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the...eh, who am I kidding?"

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  Alright that's it i have waited the whole day for you to f**king come in this water but no you all be like it's to cold winge winge winge so know I'm out the water so please don't move and let me eat you!

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  Interestingly enough, I also find this photo extremely adorable. =/

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  SHARK ATTCK MOVIES JUST GAVE UP

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  Shark Biscuit

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  HEY THERE!! Could you lend me your floats?? Lost my tail fighting a crab.

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  steven spielberg !! get out of the water soon a watermelon attack you !!

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  Uhhh... Telegram.

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  Hop in, nigga.

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  There wasn't enough money for the "back" part.... You'll just have to do the best you can!

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  While playing ball, his ball got out of the water. shark was sad.

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  This is your last day of vacation-Go ahead sit there, I have time!!!

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  Actually it is teh aftermath of a shark attack...but this time the HUMAN WON!!!

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  why jaws X didnt had a premier

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  i say hes smart....

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  Hey dude can i borrow your Girlfriend to give me some child?

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  I wanna know why the grown man is wearin the floaty......

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  Race ya to the watermelon!

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  AYE!!!! You guys seen a boat?!?!

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  Are you guys gonna eat that watermelon?

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  Maine has beautiful beaches

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  "Don't mind me, I'm just finding Nemo."

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  Jaws 5

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  Have you seen my buddy? He's a shark tail.

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  Johnny, please come out of the water, it's time to go home.

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  So you gonna do it or what?

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  Jaws 6: The hybrid

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  Whats with the stupid hat?

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  its half man half shark,,,, omfg its mark shan

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  Hey, come here! I got a piece of candy for you.

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  He wanted directions to his friends spongebob and Patrick.

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  SMILE YOU SON OF A BITCH!!

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  sharkenstein

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  Fuck yeah sharks!

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  (^^^)

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  Excuse me, do either of you know if there any Chick-Fil-A's around here? I really prefer them over KFC.

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  Jaws on a budget

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  ....pizza guy

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  ROLF!!!!

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  Can you give me back my watermelon?

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  Stephen Speilburg's re-remake of JAWS

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  What doesn't make sense about this image? There's a shark in the water.

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  Shark Disguise: UR DOIN IT RONG!

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  "Greetings. Have you ever heard about Scientology?"

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  hey guys! is it shark week?

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  Look honey! Proof of the theory of evolution!

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  Race ya to that watermelon!

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  Humans are friends not food

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  "I'm actually a land shark, but this is my day off."

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  Dude are u wearing a shark suit... Least im not wearing a faggy orange floaty

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  Why do you think threesome is bizzare?

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  Guy:I don't want to swim. Do you want to swim? Girl: No, I'm good. Shark: Well, damn.

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  They are totally buying it

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  Uh... Pizza!

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  Es Michel J fox despues de una pelea contra un tiburon de 34 metros.. la pelea fue dura pero j fox le patio el trasero ( aleta ) y ahora usa su cabeza como traje, presumiendo su victoria

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  na na.................na na......................na na................na na na na na na

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  A WILD SHARPEDO APPEARS!

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  I HAVE BECOME THEIR GOD!

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  .....flowers? ....Candy-gram!

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  Screenshot from Sci-fi channel's remake of Jaws 2.

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  thats one of the sets from jaws.

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  Please come swimming. I promise to behave...

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  This is fucking awesome XD I love him, lol

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  Jaws.........After Brody

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  Oh my god. A shark.

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  HES AFTER THAT WATERMELON ON THE SHORE..

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  Shark accidentally swam into toxic waste.

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  oh my god... a shark

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  OH MY GOOOOOOOD ! It' a shark.

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  LAND SHARK SIGHTING!

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  No mate – they're filming Jaws 5 in the next bay along.

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  Landshark!

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  Who would go to a beach like that anyway?! So much freakin rocks

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  *waiting for them to kiss*

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  So your getting the f off my beach now right? Don't make me get the stingray. You wouldn't like her when she's angry.

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  "No, son, you cannot run away and live in the sea."

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  "Uh... hi." Pause. "Hi?"

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  HEY!! COULD YOU HELP ME OUT?? IM LOOKING FOR NEMO

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  Ariel... who is this...?

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  Sharks fear yellow floaties

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  "Little Miss Sunshine" meets "Jaws"

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  The low budget "Jaws" remake

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  Damn those clever land sharks!

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  Drastic budget cuts meant Jaws 5 looked to be a box-office disaster.

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  omg its a shark. GET IN THE CAR!

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  Elapsed time, 5 hours.

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  So... you guys swear you don't eat fish? No way, man. I'm goin' back... Huh? Really?

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  Congratulations! Your SHARK has evolved into a GUY IN A COSTUME!

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  Alright that's it i have waited the whole day for you to f**king come in this water but no you all be like it's to cold winge winge winge so know I'm out the water so please don't move and let me eat you!

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  "Excuse me, have you seen my lower body somewhere by any chance?"

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  Mermaid. You are doing it wrong.

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  Shark song...Dun dun dun dun...Oh wait its halle berry!!!!

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  And no ware you scared?

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  Raawr...I'm a shark bitch!

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  I knew jaws 5 would be shit but this is ridiculos.

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  Jaws V: The recession also bites

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  if u look closely u can tell the shark is fake

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  Vegetarian shark can't choose between the watermelon and the vegetable donut

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  poor blind shark, :(

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  ummm yah i'm supposed to be a shark ok

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  Mom why do I look different than other Kids ? Just swim Bobby...