Other's Explanations
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"Keep moving people. Nothing to see here."
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"Bob, where's my drink?"
"If it was up your ass you'd know." -
cap a pop in his ass
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HALT or i'll add Mentos!
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Ted, I think you're taking this 'gay pride' security gig a little too far.
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If another kid says "Hey, what's up your ass" to me, I swear I'm going to....
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Bob finally came up with a solution to stop Steve from talking out of his ass.
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2 cops, 1 cup.
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Ted was dismayed by the departmental decision to capture greenhouse gasses.
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I HATE it when I put the change in the front and my drink gets stuck!
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The cops in my town are so tightass you can use their butt for a bottle opener.
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That's the last time my partner will ask for a sip of my drink.
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Try refreshing Mountain Dew with the new poppable coppable bottle top!
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I thought it was my weapon : (
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Ted's methods for sobriety testing were seriously questioned by the department!
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Jesus, only He who can shit out soda.
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6 in the Mag 7-Up the Breech !
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Go Go gadjet drink!
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The donuts run right through me, but I'm not going to let it slow me down.
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this guy must of gotten horny...
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Pop in cop.
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Crack a bottle.
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sticking it to the police
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Now where did we put that semen sample? It was on the chair just 5 minutes ago!
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- Stan! Could U stop farting? - Oh, I'm trying...
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2 cops, 1 cup.
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2 guys 1 sprite
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Sometimes you do the dew, sometimes the dew does you.
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that what i call... BACKFIRE
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I'll put some gaz in my water cause I prefer it sparkling..
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QUENCH your thirst, not clench it. Geez, people.
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John, you wouldn't know a good drink if I shoved it up your ass!
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I keep my cheeks tight too.. that's how I made it out of prison with my virginity in tact.
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There is now a new service provided by the US cops, The cops are so uptight that they will open any bottle for you.
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do the doo doo
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how did he get it sooo far in with his pants still on?
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Snapple, made from the best stuff ... oh wait...
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Si es Sprite...la imagen no es nada ...la sed lo es todo. Si es 7up...sera por prescripcion medica!
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http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/3688177/images/1234423519127.jpg that is all.
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NOOOOO! MountainDew!!!
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That's going to taste funny later.
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They´ve told me this thing vibrate!!!
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This is what I call Doing the Dew!
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"So you are telling me that a carbonated drink, fed directly to the colon, is a major power boost?" "Just how do you get it in there?"
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Hey partner, did you bring your gasmask? I brought my gasbomb along just incase.
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Lube it up
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pop a cap in your ass
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Don't make me pop open my holster!
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First the gun holster, now ?
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what? I had no pockets
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He's doing the dew.
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Sprite, obey your burst!
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hes busy using his mouth to yell at youngsters and their hippidy hop music
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7up yours.
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Wrong hole...
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Well I can see what he's done with his drink, but wheres the Donut ?
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Now I see why they call it 7up.
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I don't take breaks!
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Psst......Joe........bottle in your ass.......
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OK ,GUYS REALL FUNNY ..........NOW WHO TOOK MY FUCKING DRINK??!!
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Just walk slowly backwards and look serious, we'll pull it out later
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With his utility belt already full, there was only one place for John to put his drink.
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"Um sorry to ask but, how did you get that stuck up your..?" "...lets just say when a vending machine is pissed off, give it some room to calm down."
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When your loud party is visited by the [I put my soda in my buttocks]-police...then you're REALLY in trouble!
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"My new pants are really uncomfortable"
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THIS JUST CRACKS ME UP
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God and you wonder why cops always act like they have something shoved up their ass.
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He's carrying a concealed weapon
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DAT WEDGIE
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You think anybody knows what we were doing in back of the paddywagon?
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He's carrying a concealed weapon
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This is definitely a change
"Keep moving people. Nothing to see here."