Im telling you officers, a guy with a tux and a sewing machine told me it was alright to park here.

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  Im telling you officers, a guy with a tux and a sewing machine told me it was alright to park here.

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  Ted's idea of sewing up flat tires just never worked out, no matter how hard he tried to sell it.

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  "The Hangover 2" coming to theatres near you

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  Dimitri is een kanker kneus. Wij hopen dat hij snel en pijnlijk sterft. Zijn hoofd is dom.

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  It's always funny until a UPS driver ends up in the river avoiding a grad and his date

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  After seeing the UPS truck fall into the river, the person in the front of shot promptly saved his new sewing machine from it.

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  Under the watchful eye of wildlife officers a bus spotters favorite, the shy Flat-nosed Giant Needle-Eater, peeks out from its underground nest as a local dignitary prepares to spoil it with a tasty treat.

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  NEDERLANDSSS. «3 Oeps,, uhm,, Ja, hij is best raar ja..??

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  Suddenly a truck...

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  car crashed but guy managed to save the sowing machine

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  At least i saved my iron???

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  On any other day that might seem strange.

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  ...the tool is the blue apple - we leave the monkey body behind.

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  And ALL it took was a tuxedo and a sewing machine. Hehehe...

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  what can brown do for you?

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  New ad campaign for UPS: "You think effing FedEx woulda gone to all this trouble to get you your wedding present?"

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  chupirrurpi pipirrupi pu pi

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  Honestly officer it's a stitch up

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  Robert Pattison. Before the fame. It all came down to that sewing machine....

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  Theres a new villian in Gothem. The Sewing Man

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  Chuck norris sed to rate me up

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  The adopted son of James Bond and MacGyver strikes again.

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  you see i live in a VAN down by the RIVER!!!

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  Extreme sewing gone wrong

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  Never try to sew on your coursage while driving.

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  ''I need a better GPS''

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  man marries sewing machine his only mistake he let his new wife drive

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  i stole this sewing machine from that truck and made this tuxedo with it

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  Soon...

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  UPS: the main killer of men with sewing machines.

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  Can you believe that those morons are still arguing about it? Right from the start I told them it had fallen off the back of a lorry!

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  **** gravity! oh shoot oh man

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  A bus drove up a wall.

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  no sir.... it doesn't go "ups" the hill very well....

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  The sewing machine adds a nice touch.

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  His prom dates house got drowned and all he decided to save was the sewing machine and her dad.

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  Proof that evolution is real... and works in reverse

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  its ok mom. I saved your machine.

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  He picked the kitchen thingy out of the mail truck, obviously.

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  He got in a crash on the way to a wedding and in the crash his suit got ripped so he had his mom drop him off her sewing machine to fix it. He took a picture for Facebook.

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  They never did find the "Silence of the Lambs" guy's prom date.

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  officers! that guy in the tux and sewing machine said he'ed park my car!

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  Google translator: "Dimitri is a dork cancer. We hope he dies soon and painfully. His head is stupid. "

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  The UPS guy had to drive on some pretty rough road to get there in time for Timmy to sew his date's prom dress, but he made it!

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  and the UPS man still dosent know who took his sewing machine............... and trashed his car.

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  Dimitri is een kanker kneus. Wij hopen dat hij snel en pijnlijk sterft. Zijn hoofd is dom. Translation: Dimitri is a cancer retard. We hope he dies quick and painful. His head is dumb... Thumbs up? Anyone?

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  Dimitri is a dork cancer. We hope he dies soon and painfully. His head is stupid.

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  why can't they build a decent GPS into a sewing machine for once! they all suck.

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  Gentle boy, flood, truck , Cops

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  And I sewed this while I was parking!

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  "I'm an inglorious bus 'tard—sew what?"

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  This man was taking a picture after his wedding, to the sewing machine. He had no clue what was going on behind him...

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  Thank goodness the driver was able to still retrieve the wedding present I got for my wife before the ceremony! Woot!

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  Looks like the delivery truck arrived just on time to deliver you wedding gift!!

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  That dude really wanted that fuckin sewing machine!

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  Just married man got away with road accident saving the most precious of his belongings and leaving all the rest behind.

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  Ultimate Paradox

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  Isurences got me covered

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  He is newly married. And he would like to give a present to her wife. The crashed bus is totally coincidence. I guess newly married couple needs a nice environement for taking marriage photos.