Im telling you officers, a guy with a tux and a sewing machine told me it was alright to park here.

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  Im telling you officers, a guy with a tux and a sewing machine told me it was alright to park here.

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  Ted's idea of sewing up flat tires just never worked out, no matter how hard he tried to sell it.

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  "The Hangover 2" coming to theatres near you

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  Dimitri is een kanker kneus. Wij hopen dat hij snel en pijnlijk sterft. Zijn hoofd is dom.

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  After seeing the UPS truck fall into the river, the person in the front of shot promptly saved his new sewing machine from it.

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  NEDERLANDSSS. «3 Oeps,, uhm,, Ja, hij is best raar ja..??

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  Suddenly a truck...

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  ...the tool is the blue apple - we leave the monkey body behind.

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  It's always funny until a UPS driver ends up in the river avoiding a grad and his date

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  chupirrurpi pipirrupi pu pi

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  At least i saved my iron???

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  its ok mom. I saved your machine.

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  Under the watchful eye of wildlife officers a bus spotters favorite, the shy Flat-nosed Giant Needle-Eater, peeks out from its underground nest as a local dignitary prepares to spoil it with a tasty treat.

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  you see i live in a VAN down by the RIVER!!!