Other's Explanations
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There was no tree when I parked back in 1970
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It's actually a treehouse he built for his kid. The pics were taken by the local newspaper. No explanation for the wardrobe, however.
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"I don't know what the fuck just happened, but I'm gonna stand here and make it look like I did this as some form of artwork."
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Chuck Norris was a little jealous
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im sorry, i couldnt hear you over the sound of how awesome i am.
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What happened Bob?
I dunno Jim. -
The magical man who can grow trees and cars out of his head.
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"I FUCKING TOLD YOU THAT RAMP WOULDN'T WORK! NOW STAND THERE AND TRY TO LOOK LIKE CAPTAIN MORGAN!"
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How they parallel park in Texas
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that dude is the coolest dude in the universe. better than chuck norris.
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Where the Fuck am I Texas?
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"Why yes, i am chuck norris's brother"
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We are sorry sir, you didn't pass the drive test
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"You wouldn't like me when i am angry"
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gay people has powers
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you know someday you'll be on Time magazine
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Dude where is my car ?
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now its safe from mexicans
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See? I told ya NOT to park in front of my yard!!!
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Lumberjack car accident
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"Yeah, I threw it up there"
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This was on Ripley's Believe It or Not - the man is a collector of vintage autos, and fond of all things odd. One day he decided to make a treehouse out of a vintage car he was restoring. The show specifies that he uses it as hit 'date spot' for the ladies, and that it's how he met his girlfriend - he won't date a woman who can't get into the car.
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of course i'm drunk officer what do you think i am a fucking stunt driver
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You are the next!
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"Hey baby.. wanna check out the back seat of my treehouse?"
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Chuck Norris hate Bagans
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Rosomaha was very bad teenager
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The Amazing TruckTree-Headed Man!
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it's obvious this is Photoshop,but is nice =D
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Dude...wheres my car? -cody
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Doctor, I have this pain on top of my head...
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Chuck Norris at work
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Damn...did you see that tornado?
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I wish I had a tree with a truck in it growing out of MY head :(
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"You shoulda seen that tornado, I thought we'd be killed or even worse...."
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chuck norris back :D
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hey my car was in that tree since 1983
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The steely stare of the car-tree-head man!
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What you see when you look up "manly" in the dictionary.
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Chuck Norris contender....
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Pickup master!
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dont drink and drive... smoke weed and fly thats my motto
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Chuck who?!?!
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I put it up there with my fucking pinky.
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Do you like my hat?
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What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse, doghouse, and trucktreehouse in that area. Checkpoints go up at fifteen miles. Your fugitive's name is Dr. Richard Kimble. Go get him.
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Ok, that was my dare. Now it's your turn.
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is that uncle rico?
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dude c'mon.. thats how americans make cars..
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I AM HEMAN!!!!!
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bet i can throw a football a quarter mile...
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Woo! NASCAR!
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Bob was painfully aware of the tree growing from his head.
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free protein shakes for life for anyone that can throw it higher
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CHUCK NORRIS vs. TREE WITH A TRUCK IN TOP
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Project Runway goes to Arkansas. And they still got stupid shit on their heads.
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This was on Ripley's Believe It or Not - the man is a collector of vintage autos, and fond of all things odd. One day he decided to make a treehouse out of a vintage car he was restoring. The show specifies that he uses it as hit 'date spot' for the ladies, and that it's how he met his girlfriend - he won't date a woman who can't get into the car.
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Ye i did that. Wanna fight about it?
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'I put my car in a tree. Bitches love trees.'
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"I just put it there for later."
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most of you can't see what's really happening in this pic. he's actually holding the tree aND the truck upright with his clenched butt cheeks. really cool trick. and super hard to do.
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How its done in the south
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go straight 100m, there's Hogwarts
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i read an article on this dude. he wasn't bother building a proper tree house for his son so he got a crane and put the car in the tree for him.
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asshole cut me off
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ZOMG IS THAT A CAR ON A TREE GROWING OUT OF THAT MAN'S HEAD???
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...and still not as cool as Chuck Norris.
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I thought it was cooler than Harry and Ron getting stuck...
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YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG
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Look hun...see?im not a good for nothing
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keith stone's dad
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Its chuck norris!
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Able to put vintage trucks in the crotch of a tree...it's Flannel Man!
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This is like thirty minutes from my hometown and when I was little, my dad used to tell me that it happened when my mom was learning to drive. No joke.
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Worlds strongest redneck.
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I knew i should have gone and seen my doctor the minute a tree started growing out of my head, but this is ridiculous when i woke up this morning there was my cousins old pick up parked in there too.
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Hey look, I can balance a tree and a car on my head using no hands.
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The guy from The Breakfast Club all grown up.
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the manliest looking retard in the universe
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Look at your man, Now look back at me Now look at your man Now look at me, Here's that truck you wanted I put it in a tree.
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I don't think we're in Kansas anymore. No, wait, actually we might be. Then where the hell were we before?
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He was Hulk a minute ago
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YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG
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Chuck Norris style parking.
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My pappy planted this tree 60 years ago and LOOK...
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"anymore questions?"
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You know if your going to fail do it in such a way so you leave people going HOW THE **** DID YOU DO THAT
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tornado duh!
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No one messes with the Warriors.
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"Hello, this is D.I.Y TV!! Today, we're going to tell you how to lift a car with a tree!!"
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Chuck Norris at work
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Yo dawg we heard you like trees....
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look i don't know what happend but god have i got a hangover
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Cuck Norris cousin
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u see that car in the tree i planted that
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This is me just before I saved some poor old lady's truck out of a tree.
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Back to the future had nothing about getting stuck in trees
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" Remember where we parked, honey..."
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Why is there a tree on a man's head? O.o Lol
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I put it there for safe keeping
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Sweet home alabama! lol
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The only things MR. CLEAN cant do
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Beats the hell outta parkin'
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Car spawn cheats in Grand Theft Auto Vice City never guaranteed you could reach the car.
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chuck norris when someone steals his parking spot
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And here we see the car lurking in a tree, ready to punce onto it's unsuspecting prey.
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"Me strong, throw car in air"
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DUI. Enough said.
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'you're welcome'
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Where did I pr my car last night?
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Tow me now mother f*cker!
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I'll never drink again...
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The Truck in the Tree is located 8 miles east of Beloit Wisconsin on the north side of Interstate 43 at the No. 6 Clinton exit. For more info see MarkMadson.com
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parking level: PRO/EXPERT
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If I can't have it NO ONE CAN REPO MAN!
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Gay version of Chuck Norris,fuck he heard me ,roundhouse kick nooooooo
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Today Microsoft Unveiled the Beta of it's new Pickup!
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damn right i threw that truck up there. now give me your keys.
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Chuck Norris at work
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Chuck Norris at work
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WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'M JUICING!!!!
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"Yeah, bitch. Like that?"
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"...with one fucking hand." btw my captcha is 'road rage' rofl
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And he looks proud :D
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My tree-house actually came with a tree-garage
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You like my hat, yes?
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I love how he's all "yep...i threw it there...what do you want?"
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Noah's for red-necks
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Midget tossing's for sissy boys!
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M??ska dziwka ?
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This dude is drenched in awesomeness.
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parking level: EXPERT!!!!
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mother nature's new pick up truck.
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When I said I was a stuntman I MENT IT.
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yeah, you saw what i just did. Don't fuck with me!
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its a tree house for his son, rly
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yeah I did that. what of it?
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GTA Stunting: Real Life. Note the "f*ck yea" face.
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Hi! I'm Colt Seavers, welcome to Jackass.
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Let's get AWESOME
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“and this is where Chuck Norris tossed my truck….Check out the Gun show”
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damned ufos
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This is not where I parked my car!?
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"Fuck Chuck Norris"
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Corvair*
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THAT'S WHERE I KEEP IT!!!!!
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he did that for his son or somthing its like a tree house
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Never seen a guy with a tree-truck head tumor, have ya?
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He couldn't fully throw it over the tree...
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Somehow, this is cool...
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Chuck Norris Sneezed...
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The only man to ever kill chuck norric. Billy Jack. Google it mother fucker
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OMG there is a manon front of the tree!
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Don't EVER park on my doorway again, punk!
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yeah i grow trees from my head.
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Fixt
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it was superman, i swear to god
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don't worry folks,i'm getting Mac Gyver
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he thinks hes a macho man hahah so not hes not even cute hes ugly as fuck what the hell
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Clearly photoshopped! No one has a physique like that!
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Mission accomplished
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IN SOVIET RUSSIA, THE AIR FLIES CARS
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now that will happen when im pissed off
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And here we see the car lurking in a tree, ready to pounce on it's unsuspecting prey.
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this happens after your drunk
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I Think Juck Norris Got In His Way..
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Mom look at me on this picture! Im sorry mom But it was gonna be mine when you were dead
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Well don't look at me, the guy with the pickup started it!
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A guy with a tree on his head
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I think that place is close to where I live. I dunno if the truck is that color but its by a highway and it has a truck in the trees like that
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Last time I'll let Tarzan valet park my vehicle.
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See the jaggies on the outline of the tree? P-shopped!
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It takes a real man to lodge a truck in a tree. See that ladies? A real man.
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"Now watch me get it down"
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Clark kent....dooooo ??????
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i have no explain... but he's the american dream in person.
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Chuck Norris' cousin.
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chuck norris style
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this darn wart just gets bigger and bigger, must wear a truck instead of stetson to keep the sun off
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roadhouse
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After years of tanning bed radiation, a mild mannered country farmer became... THE SWAYZE. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry...
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FOR MOTHER RUSSIA
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no country for parking, man
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And he looks proud :D
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The latest in fashion industry, the redneck car in a tree hat.
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Redneck parking garage.
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Chuck Norris ok? rs
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why is there a tree growing out of my head with a tree parked in it? that's MY business. Now, do you know what time the bus comes or not?
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dude, where's my car?
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this is real i guy trid to make a truck tree house.
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The latest best seller on the New York Times non-fiction list: Jimmy-Ray The Bare Chested Yokel, And The Curious Case Of The Pickup Truck Eating Elm Tree.
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we got a challanger for chuck norris, ladies and gentlemen!
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never mind the truck up there, look at my pecs!
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R u retarded?
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THats a cool hat
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chuck norris is back! :D
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Transformers are playing peek-a-boo
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Hey, lets face it, because money just dont grow on trees. BSF
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Chuck Norris at work
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It's so simple... Chuck Norris shaved his beard and by doing that he prooved that his strenght isn't in it...
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Gays can levitate cars????
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This is how real men park their cars !
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Car spawn cheats in Grand Theft Auto Vice City never guaranteed you could reach the car.
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Never confuse Chuck norris with a valet
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Damn right I parked it...
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Chuck Norris's father... even trucks hide from him
There was no tree when I parked back in 1970