It wasn't long before Jack regretted his choice of becoming a gigolo and wished he had followed his mom's wishes for him to go to junior college.

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  It wasn't long before Jack regretted his choice of becoming a gigolo and wished he had followed his mom's wishes for him to go to junior college.

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  Mylie Cyrus circa 2055.

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  Deuce Bigelow: Paying the Rent

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  David Lee Roth just after leaving Van Halen...

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  WHAT?! Obama WON?

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  Oh dear my aunt Beatrice still can't deep throat

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  Yeah. I'm tappin' that.

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  'cause tonight we're gonna party like it's 1959!

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  Old people party gone wrong.

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  Grandma loves Vegas, young bucks and America.

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  What happened with tea parties?!?

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  Here, have a beer to cool your head while you spit my cum out.

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  All the way with LBJ!

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  Deleted scenes from "The Golden Girls".

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  On the outside he is cool as hell, but on the inside hes like "kiiiiill meeeee"

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  Love boat 40 years later.

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  Randy suddenly realised he spiked the wrong drink.

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  WHAT HAPPENS AT GRANDMA'S STAYS AT GRANDMA'S

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  Man-eaters anonymous meeting

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  the first time she tasted pepsi

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  I can't feel my dick.

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  Keith stone ... Ur so smooth ;) .. Always

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  Upskirt

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  Arsenic and Old Lace 2

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  Sperm before liqueur, never quicker. You were warned... Lol

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  My name? Is Keith Stoned!

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  See now i told ya'll i could bring home a couple of good looking broads. Now were did i put them contact lenses, and were did i put them ladies i brought back?

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  Welcome to America!

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  My name? Is Keith Stoned!

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  Keith stone ... Ur so smooth ;) .. Always

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  Arsenic and Old Lace 2

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  Yep, still gonna fuckher, got somethin to say about it?

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  The party is not over until. . .

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  My name? Is Keith Stoned!

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  That's it. No more beer for Grandma.

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  Last time I invite grandma to my birthday

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  THE ONE IN THE ORANGE IS MY OLD SPANISH TEACHER!!!!!! D:

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  Brad pitt`s fun club party.

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  Spot the con-man.

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  My name? Is Keith Stoned!

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  FML!

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  i dont get it

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  Gramma looks like shes having a rough nigh!!

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  Livin' the high life.

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  Hangover

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  Now Mother i did tell you not to drink much, you know your doctor would not approve, and did i not say that your grandson often drank at that same bar we were at last night?............. Now Son you evil little shit, don't you even know what your own grandmother looks like?

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  It's vic reeves in drag

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  He's got swagger!

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  Alcoholics Anonymous

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  LOL. And still holding a beer. Baller.