Other's Explanations
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zombies.
outside.
last bit of food.
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I hear him... the cookie monster is looking for me... but little does he know, I'm ready!
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So I was in the shower, eating a cookie, when I heard a noise...
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I AM LEGEND
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That MY cookay Bitch
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WARNING: COOKIES MAY CONTAIN TRACES OF ECSTASY
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The sad thing? I can totally see my fiance doing this.
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Das Gewehr muss niemals aus den Augen gelassen werden. Selbst beim Essen und Duschen.
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i can hide, but i cant run
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om nom nom,
i canz explain
1. its a trap
2. someones tryin to steal his cookie O.o -
I was in the shower enjoying a cookie when I thought I heard a suspicious noise...
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The true identity of the cookie monster...
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Munchies + paranoia
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I was in the shower eating a cookie while i heard a suspicius noise.
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Fucking Norman Bates !!! I´m waiting
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He has the cookie because he's taking a milk bath, and frankly why WOULDN'T you eat cookies whilst taking a milk bath. His gun is readied because he's taking that aforementioned milk bath during the beginning days of the Zombie Apocalypse. Not realizing how precious a commodity milk will become, he will soon regret his frivolity...and kill himself with that very same rifle.
(when will lolcat phrases and speech be outlawed on the internet. I hope soon because it is fucking retarded and people who still think it's funny should be fucking shot) -
its the only way for him to eat
his family is overweight they'd kill for a bite -
"Those jocks'll pay for stealing my clothes," Thought Jeremy, as he bit into his cookie, "oh, how they'll pay."
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Who's there?
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Barrio chino camper pete ^^ ¿En donde esta uste ahora? En dust_2 por largo jejejeje xD
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is mine, all mine and only mine, I like the biscuit ... all runs or I'll shoot ...
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cookie monster knows i stole his cookies!
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WTF?
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Blade at 45! Sweep the leg! Massive adrenaline dump!
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Elian Gonzalez today
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Rule #2
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he got to stop playing counter strike.....head shot ????
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Cookies is a sometimes food, and this is the time stay back mofo's
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Nobody's getting my fucking cookies now Haha!
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Dont worry Mr Lampard the DJ's gone.
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Hash Cookies
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The bitch took all my money, my 401k, my house and both cars but the cookie is mine all mine!
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Gary Busey before he went nuts.
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Looks like Cookie-camper
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A COUNTER STRIKE FANATIC
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STOP! Cookie-time. Can't touch this.
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I told you kids the last cookie is mine!
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I stole the cookie from the, cookie jar - what the fuck you gonna do about it!
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no!......this is MY MUFFIN!
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Well he??s obviously paranoid, no doubt about it
Probably did some time in the Pen
The real question is where did he hide that cookie?
Do YOU see any pockets?
-Murax -
cocaine paranoia
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Charlie Sheen did all he could to protect his last tiger blood cookie.
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Welcome to /k/, you must be new here. Don't worry, everything is normal.
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I was in the shower enjoying a cookie, then I heard a suspicious noise.
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"Sir, my rations are running low... how much longer to i need to be in quarantine?"
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i think that's a loofah, not a cookie...
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so i was enjoying a nice cookie in the shower minding my own buisness but then i heard a noise
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The Fal Out
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oompaloompa's want to rape the guy so he got a gun and hide in the bathroom and he was hungry so he ate a coockie :D
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Who turned the cold tap on?
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zombies don't take baths...
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real life Left 4 Dead.
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Kevin found that giant beta-blockers helped to steady his aim considerably in the combined swimming and marksmanship discipline.
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ALRIGHT CHUMS TIMES UP LET'S DO DIS... LEEEEEEROOOYYYYYYYY JENKINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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sedddctor cleadrddd...this fuking cookies are so goodddd...
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zombie invasion...duh
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That f******g zombie cookie monster...
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Dont tell the monkey!!!!
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Harvey OIswalds first attempt
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BITCH!!! I said in a fucking minute!!!
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Nice trigger discipline. Is that a Tollhouse?
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STOP! Cookie-time. Can't touch this.
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"omg, so hungry.. must... protect... cookie...."
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So thats whats in the mystery box... 950 points well spent = ]
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g3a3 :O bf3 4 ever!
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It's Man Afraid of His Shoes from Wordforge! His obsession for cookies and German assault rifles know no bounds!
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Bitch, you get outta here, before I cap yo' ass.
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MUM.........y is there a man with a G3 in the shower!!!!!
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The Cookie Monster is a BITCH!
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ARGH, if you flush the toilet again while I'm in here, I will kill you.
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True story: When my dad was selling coke, he had some trouble with his supplier. I mean, he smoked all the coke in two nights and the supplier wanted the money that he didn't have, so he carried his sawed off around the house for more than a week. He nearly shot my grandmother. My guess is that's pretty much what it must'a looked like to outsiders.
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Led me finish taking a bath AND eat my cookie and then we can shoot eachother.
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Those zombie bastards can eat my brain but not my cookies.
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did you just flush the toilet ?
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The bitch took my house, all my money and both cars but the cookie is all mine!
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HIDING FROM THA COOKIEMONSTAH!
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Say hello to my little COOKIE
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terrorist also like cookies, and well..take long showers
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Malcolm X.
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the other part of the cookie monster with a gun picture
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G. W. Bush
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I was the second gunmen in the shower with a cookie.
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Mom, I told YOU. NOT when I'm in the SHOWER!!
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It's my , only my this fucking Cookie Die mother-f****s
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Damn these LSD cookies are good!!..............you hear something?, their after my cookies.
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STOP! Cookie-time. Can't touch this.
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Crazy Norwegian Fucker
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What actually happened in Home Alone!
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I'm not crazy...
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"Kill the terrorists, by shooting them in the head,
They can't bomb you,if you shoot them dead" -
Revenger of Elian Gonzales
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Before i die i must eat something
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Bate's Hotel this A-hole!
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I can't believe this picture has become this popular. The guy in question is a regular forum poster at Wordforge.net. He goes by the username "Man Afraid of his Shoes". Great guy, and a bit surreal for him too.
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gett away from my cookie!!!!
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cookies, shower, counter-strike
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Shoes is the arfcom God the the interwebs! The infamous shower cookie!
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Will Smith: I was saving the cookie dough.
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my cookie......
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Red-neck at it's finest
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Obviously, MAOHS had just gotten home from school and was enjoying a glass of milk and some cookies when he spilled his milk. While wiping the milk from the front of his shirt, he accidentally knocked the cup over again, spilling more milk on the floor. As he was cleaning up the milk on the floor, he tugged on the tablecloth, spilling the last of the milk all in his hair. Now, he needs a shower. So, he takes his cookie to the shower and as he's shampooing, he hears a strange noise. He is sooo glad he keeps his gun there for just such an emergency. My question is, just like every movie like this ever made, why didn't the person holding the camera go investigate the noise?
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Shoes is king of arfcom!
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tweekers rock!
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So I was in the shower enjoying the most delicious chocolate chip cookie, when I thought I heard a suspicious noise...
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Faces of Meth
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"Oh, I'm sorry, you startled me. Carry on."
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- Bomb Armed -
- Terrorists Win -
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My guess is that it has something to do with this: http://englishrussia.com/?p=1691
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This picture actually comes from an epic thread on AR15.com where people were doing tributes to the I Am Legend scene with him in the bath with his dog and a rifle.... it got a litlle weird, then weirder, then this, then even worse.
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i am mother fuck dick suckin boobs of ur mams ass
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Yeah, I've the last cookie! You want it? Try getting it back...
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haha, pot.
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warning!, he has a cookie
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First they came for my trans fats! Now they want to take my sugar!
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chicks make me go nuts!
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I've just watched Resident Evil
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hand on the pump.. =f
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All your cookies are belong to me !!!!!!!!
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om nom nom nom
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Red-neck at it's finest.
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MY COOKIE !!!
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Better than a bottom bitch, a G-3
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He is diabetic and becomes IRATE unless he eats his COOKIE
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Modern Warfare 3
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So i was taking a shower, eating a cookie, then i heard a noise!
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NEVER write on his mirror.... EVER
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I stole yer cookie mutha-fucka!
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Meanwhile in Russia...
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OMG ITZ GRAN TORINO
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well i was just enjoying my cookie when suddenly admiral ackbar busted in yelling its a trap so i was just sitting there like wtf dude?
zombies.
outside.
last bit of food.
let's rock mother-fucker.