the true meaning of christmas

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  the true meaning of christmas

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  There is a Yeti taking a leak in the background...Merry Christmas.

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  This is an illustration from _Man_After_Man_ by Dougal Dixon, a thoughtful sci-fi book in which geneticists create various genetically engineered humanoid species and release them into the wild. Most of the book is about the future evolution of these species after "normal" humanity goes extinct. This particular illustration depicts a tundra humanoid being attacked by a forest humanoid. The caption was of course added on by someone else.

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  I will never sleep again.

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  Yetis - they like their ho-ho-hos rough

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  Christian groups trying to teach schoolchildren about how wrong is the theory of Evolution.

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  NEW WOW MOUNTS! COMING TO YOU THIS WINTER

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  the origin of christmas

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  Season's Greetings
  Come to the Family Reunion!

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  Is that a chimp mauling Gary Busey?

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  Yeti's are gay.

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  Dickless wishful thinking yetis....

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  Come to the Alps, where you can be raped by monkees!

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  Exactly which season are we greeting?

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  Darwin's evolutionary greeting card

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  ..Looks like mama Yeti was foolin around with a black guy on the on the side

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  Surprise Butsecks!

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  Seasons Greetings and best of luck in rehab, getting that monkey off your back.

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  I guess even monsters are racist

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  IS THE PENIS MAN

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  my parents last chrismas letter. try to know who one is my dad ands who one is my mom. a clue? they are both my dad.

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  who wouldn't want this for christmas

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  BUTTOCKS IN THE BACK

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  Exactly which season are we greeting?

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  clinton vs. obama

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  Mental disturbance... sun with snow, animals with human hands, greeting season in the worst season, gay expressions, animal with human faces... maybe it is like: we hate the only season we have.. that's why we feel like greeting season this way

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  in soviet russia, Monkey eats you!

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  I think Hallmark finally went too far when they brought out the "yeti assrape awareness day" greeting card

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  It looks like George Bush is attacking Bill Clinton

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  Bill Clinton man, the jeti is Bill Clinton

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  The old science magazine explanation sounds correct, but the "Seasons Greetings" part looks like something the Church of the Subgenius would mail to their members. Praise Bob

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  Primal Foreplay

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  "I WANTED A POWER RANGER YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH!"

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  nuthing more than a seson greetng with being attack by a yeti takin a wiz :) marry pissmiss

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  obama vs clinton: the showdown

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  omg chupacabras!!

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  I think this one is self-explanatory

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  They're having yeti buttsecks

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  Whitey Will Prevail!

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  Don't visit our city

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  God bless us... everyone.

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  "The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not waaaaargh!"

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  From "Sciences&Vie Junior", 1994

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  And here we see the mating ritual of the Yeti in its natural habitat.

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  poor bob
  the wife just won't get off his back

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  Seasons Greetings from Crackville

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  my life is complete!

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  The true meaning of beastiality

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  Looks like a sasquatch humping a yeti. Merry christmas. thats your present.

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  I can't believe the monkeys would wait till Christmas of all days to spring their ambush on the yetis.Have they no shame?Barbarians!

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  "hey guys help me please? i have a monkey in my back arrrrrggh!"

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  This is how we celebrate xmas in Mongolia! by the way, i'm the one wearing the yety costume

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  USA invades Nepal

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  I don't remember this scene in Fantastic Planet...

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  Darvin is that you ???

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  surprise butt sex

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  Very simple, this is an illustration in the style of the late Mr. Thomas Kinkade depicting a child's delight as Santa has sent a brown elf to capture the abominable snowman, once again an allusion to the classic stop motion "Rudolf, The Red-Nosed Reindeer".

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  Don't you never call me black again!

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  Sort of the same way I feel throughout most of the hellidays with the relentless pressure to consume and the damn music which NEVER stops. Christmas in America.

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  Are you sure those aren't the pets of Box Art Mega Man?

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  Hello old man winter - I'm spring!

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  Oh man this is going up on my wall...

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  my parents last chrismas letter. thray to know who one is my dad ands who one is my mom. a clue? they are both my dad.

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  This is going to be us someday o.O

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  at least now we can explain chupacabra

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  KMB!

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  the true meaning of Christmas

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  Christmas Card, circa 47 million BC

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  rape! rape!!

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  No no (whisper) stop (whisper) no more

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  Looks like a picture that would be off of Adult Swim..

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  surprise buttsecks

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  WTF.....Merry Christmas

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  bush and his wife

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  Does anybody have the source for this? I would really like to use it as a christmas card this year.

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  Merry Christmas from...ummm....Wonderland?

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  ...just another Tim Allen movie

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  Nobody's gonna make any ATHF references? Really? XD

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  Sasquatch forgot to take the trash out- his wife is getting her revenge.

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  this what happens when u give the elfs crack

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  gorilla vagina

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  And you thought human babies were a hassle

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  Jungle Fever

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  seasons greeting from ben stiller

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  Homo Erectus!

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  Interracial

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  YETI VS SASQUATCH FIGHT TO THE DEATH

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  It's a drawing from an old science magazine (in France it's called "Science et vie") about possible human life form evolutions. This one was about some sort of parasitic twin races if i remember right. I suppose the "season's greeting" was just a random edit...

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  This would make a great prog album cover

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  Don't touch my Breil!!!!

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  when the bell goes of on the first day of school and the autiostic kid thinks its the hunger games