Other's Explanations
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Teenage? Check. Mutant? Check. Turtle? Check. Ninja? Not so fast.
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Jimmy can do anything any normal kid can do. He's so motivated!
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Johnny's finally starting to come out of his shell...
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"Ma', im gonna go see the world, and this turtle suit is taking me there!"
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Jonny took Pokermon a little too seriously
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A new era of furry.
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We got rose buds, hersey squirts, and the famous turtle heads poppin out...
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He's making his way to the beach to lay his eggs. What a beautiful creature. o 3o
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Role playing gone very very wrong in the bedroom
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LMAO weee im a turtle. no your not mark get out of that thing. NO FUCK OFF IM A TURTLE!!
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After the "Chocolate Factory Incident", the oompah loompahs decided to take a vacation. Fred, who was in charge of the chocolate river, decided to go to a beautiful tropical island. While searching the beach with a rented metal detector, he stumbled upon a magical lamp with a genie inside. The genie told Fred "You have 3 wishes, however choose wisely what you wish for." Fred decided that he needed some company, so he wished for a beautiful woman to spend time with on his vacation, so he made his first wish for such a companion. The genie said "It shall be done!" Poof! The next instant there was a beautiful woman in a bright yellow dress standing next to him. Fred thought to himself "this is getting interesting", so he decided that he would like to take his new companion Melissa out for drinks and a nice dinner. Poof! The genie transported them to "Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville" on the other side of the island. Lastly, Fred fancied some turtle soup, but something went horribly wrong as he slurred his speech after all the alcohol of the evening. Instead of turtle soup...Poof!...Fred now had his very own turtle suit! The genie then bid them farewell, and Fred happily jumped into his turtle suit and asked Melissa to push him to the beach for a swim. The end.
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Mr. Turtle is a special turtle that only shows his true face on saturdays... or when we make cookies
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this is not even my final form!
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awkward turtle
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I LIKE TURTLES :D
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TURTLE TIME. TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE LMAO [MASTER OF DISGUISE REFERENCE] WIN!!!
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I LIKE TURTLES :D
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I-i-im almost to-to the l-l-light
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HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH WTFWTFWTF
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This is what happens when you poke a turtle from behind
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He looks determined to go places
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duhh its an evolved human
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They said I could be anything... ... So I became a turtle.
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L M F A O @ his face!
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I sure hope he doesn't flip over that girl.
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Wow! That girl has a pretty dress on!!
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It's nice to see Carlos is finally coming out of his shell.
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After the "Chocolate Factory Incident", the oompah loompahs decided to take a vacation. Fred, who was in charge of the chocolate river, decided to go to a beautiful tropical island. While searching the beach with a rented metal detector, he stumbled upon a magical lamp with a genie inside. The genie told Fred "You have 3 wishes, however choose wisely what you wish for." Fred decided that he needed some company, so he wished for a beautiful woman to spend time with on his vacation, so he made his first wish for such a companion. The genie said "It shall be done!" Poof! The next instant there was a beautiful woman in a bright yellow dress standing next to him. Fred thought to himself "this is getting interesting", so he decided that he would like to take his new companion Melissa out for drinks and a nice dinner. Poof! The genie transported them to "Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville" on the other side of the island. Lastly, Fred fancied some turtle soup, but something went horribly wrong as he slurred his speech after all the alcohol of the evening. Instead of turtle soup...Poof!...Fred now had his very own turtle suit! The genie then bid them farewell, and Fred happily jumped into his turtle suit and asked Melissa to push him to the beach for a swim. The end.
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I LOL'D
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Who got there first? The Snail or the Turtle?
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When Micheal Jackson evolved from young black male to grown white female, everyone thought the mutation was complete, but then he began the third stage!
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its teen-aged edge
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This is a prehistoric and extinct turtle.
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Damn, that sewer radioactive thingy didn't work the way i thought...
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Looks like Jimmy is a little...Slow
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I like turtles!
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FULL SPEED AHEAD!
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Bowser's sad attempt to clone Mario using 20% Mario DNA and 80% koopa DNA
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does anyone know where I can buy me one of those?
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He is very unsecure... That is his anti-rape shell
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The shell is made of leather... He wants to be left alone
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am i not turtle-y enough for the turtle club?
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so the bugs bunny cartones with the slow turttle where ispired from real life......hmmmm
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How does he shit?
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mommy did it with a turtle :)
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a mexican wanted home
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Hey, Look at me! Im a turtle!
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indian sunday school
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well he always was a bit slow...
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I LIEK TURTLES 0.o
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Hard turtle, cold turtle, little ball of shell.
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having not seen Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles before Tommy tried his best to make his Halloween costume work...
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am i not turtle enough for the turtle club?
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turtle boy emerges
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Alright junior, not so fast!
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I wanna play the turtle in the next Finding Nemo movie! look how good I am
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Rob schneider was an ordinary guy, but he's about to become... A TURTLE!
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I WANT 1!!!!!!
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Squirtle, I choose you!!!
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Uh, folks - that's the Back end. My Dad used to explain how I got borned. He said, "a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the Sun hatched you out!" Now we get the REAl deal on where teenagers come from . . .
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Auditions for Mutant Ninja Turtle, the stage show
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The "i like turtles" guy all grown up.
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SO I HEARD U LYK MUDKIEPS. epicface
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who is that on your back ? its michelle
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Na na na na na na na na, na na na na na na na na, TURTLEMAN!!!!!
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folks. Now, MY dad used to tell me how I got borned. " a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the SUN hatched ya' out." Now we got the REAL story of where teenagers come from.
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He's making his way to the beach to lay his eggs. What a beautiful creature. o 3o
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Turtlehead poppin out
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THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!!!
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nanananananananananannana Turtle Man!
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TURTLEMAN STRIKEZ AGAIN.!
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He's making his way to the beach to lay his eggs. What a beautiful creature. o 3o
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"TurttleNocchio" showing is a boy !!
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The photo that made us realize drugs are bad.
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oh man.. first birds? then pigs? BUT WHY TURTLES? I hate turtleflu!
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Aware the Turtleman! Half turtle, half man...
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In time, Billy managed to come out of his shell with strangers
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You just know that thing's riddled with salmonella
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Hey, Roald Dull, brevity is the soul of wit, now fvckoff... The end.
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Jonathan the turtle zombie boy has evolved into Jonathan the braindead tortoise man!
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Dammit Fred were not gonna suscribe you retard
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Turtley awsome dude!! Isn't this what Splinter Tortoise
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I failed in sport and so?
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The great comeback of Mark Hamill in Teenage Mutant Nija Turtle
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This is Bret McKenzie being born you animals.
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I LIKE TURTLES!
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Type your comment.Now pass me the ball-gag honey and we can get started.
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I liek turtles!
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Um, that's the Back end, folks. Now, MY dad used to tell me how I got borned. " a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the SUN hatched ya' out." Now we got the REAL story of where teenagers come from.
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Ohh, so THIS is what it's like to hit an evolutionary brick wall.
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After the "Chocolate Factory Incident", the oompah loompahs decided to take a vacation. Fred, who was in charge of the chocolate river, decided to go to a beautiful tropical island. While searching the beach with a rented metal detector, he stumbled upon a magical lamp with a genie inside. The genie told Fred "You have 3 wishes, however choose wisely what you wish for." Fred decided that he needed some company, so he wished for a beautiful woman to spend time with on his vacation, so he made his first wish for such a companion. The genie said "It shall be done!" Poof! The next instant there was a beautiful woman in a bright yellow dress standing next to him. Fred thought to himself "this is getting interesting", so he decided that he would like to take his new companion Melissa out for drinks and a nice dinner. Poof! The genie transported them to "Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville" on the other side of the island. Lastly, Fred fancied some turtle soup, but something went horribly wrong as he slurred his speech after all the alcohol of the evening. Instead of turtle soup...Poof!...Fred now had his very own turtle suit! The genie then bid them farewell, and Fred happily jumped into his turtle suit and asked Melissa to push him to the beach for a swim. The end.
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tuuuuuurtle tuuuurtle sir, what are you doing? am i not turtle enough for the turtle club?
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nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana turtule-man!!!!
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I like turtles.
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am i not turtley enough to be in your turtle club?
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does this turtle make my butt look big
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fear the turtle!
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super duper turtle transformation almost complete
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Alright I finally got the turtle suit on, lets hit the strip club!
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Great great great great great great great great great grandson of Morla the Ancient One.
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New way for mexicans to cross the border "oh its an endangered animal"
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"I don't see why this is so funny....its just a kid in a turtle sui-......BUAHAHA
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I don't care what you say , there is nothing cool about being a teenage mutant turtle ! You know it really gets under my Shell !
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easy. dude dressed as turtle. explanation complete.
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Watch out beach here I come.
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Average teenager with down syndrome
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Uh, folks - that's the Back end. My Dad used to explain how I got borned. He said, "a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the Sun hatched you out!" Now we get the REAl deal on where teenagers come from . . .
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Uh, folks - that's the Back end. My Dad used to explain how I got borned. He said, "a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the Sun hatched you out!" Now we get the REAl deal on where teenagers come from . . .
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they said i could be anything, so became a turtle...almost
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A new version of Bjork's Volta album cover.
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Was desperate for the toilet and had a turtle head all the way home from work. Then when I pull down my pants.... HUHHH!!!!!!!!!
Teenage? Check. Mutant? Check. Turtle? Check. Ninja? Not so fast.