Other's Explanations
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Teenage? Check. Mutant? Check. Turtle? Check. Ninja? Not so fast.
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Jimmy can do anything any normal kid can do. He's so motivated!
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Johnny's finally starting to come out of his shell...
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"Ma', im gonna go see the world, and this turtle suit is taking me there!"
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A new era of furry.
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Jonny took Pokermon a little too seriously
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LMAO weee im a turtle. no your not mark get out of that thing. NO FUCK OFF IM A TURTLE!!
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He looks determined to go places
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L M F A O @ his face!
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We got rose buds, hersey squirts, and the famous turtle heads poppin out...
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Mr. Turtle is a special turtle that only shows his true face on saturdays... or when we make cookies
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Role playing gone very very wrong in the bedroom
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awkward turtle
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Hey, Look at me! Im a turtle!
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After the "Chocolate Factory Incident", the oompah loompahs decided to take a vacation. Fred, who was in charge of the chocolate river, decided to go to a beautiful tropical island. While searching the beach with a rented metal detector, he stumbled upon a magical lamp with a genie inside. The genie told Fred "You have 3 wishes, however choose wisely what you wish for." Fred decided that he needed some company, so he wished for a beautiful woman to spend time with on his vacation, so he made his first wish for such a companion. The genie said "It shall be done!" Poof! The next instant there was a beautiful woman in a bright yellow dress standing next to him. Fred thought to himself "this is getting interesting", so he decided that he would like to take his new companion Melissa out for drinks and a nice dinner. Poof! The genie transported them to "Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville" on the other side of the island. Lastly, Fred fancied some turtle soup, but something went horribly wrong as he slurred his speech after all the alcohol of the evening. Instead of turtle soup...Poof!...Fred now had his very own turtle suit! The genie then bid them farewell, and Fred happily jumped into his turtle suit and asked Melissa to push him to the beach for a swim. The end.
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I LIKE TURTLES :D
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He's making his way to the beach to lay his eggs. What a beautiful creature. o 3o
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TURTLE TIME. TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE LMAO [MASTER OF DISGUISE REFERENCE] WIN!!!
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I LIKE TURTLES :D
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Who got there first? The Snail or the Turtle?
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does anyone know where I can buy me one of those?
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mommy did it with a turtle :)
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having not seen Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles before Tommy tried his best to make his Halloween costume work...
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When Micheal Jackson evolved from young black male to grown white female, everyone thought the mutation was complete, but then he began the third stage!
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Hard turtle, cold turtle, little ball of shell.
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SO I HEARD U LYK MUDKIEPS. epicface
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FULL SPEED AHEAD!
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After the "Chocolate Factory Incident", the oompah loompahs decided to take a vacation. Fred, who was in charge of the chocolate river, decided to go to a beautiful tropical island. While searching the beach with a rented metal detector, he stumbled upon a magical lamp with a genie inside. The genie told Fred "You have 3 wishes, however choose wisely what you wish for." Fred decided that he needed some company, so he wished for a beautiful woman to spend time with on his vacation, so he made his first wish for such a companion. The genie said "It shall be done!" Poof! The next instant there was a beautiful woman in a bright yellow dress standing next to him. Fred thought to himself "this is getting interesting", so he decided that he would like to take his new companion Melissa out for drinks and a nice dinner. Poof! The genie transported them to "Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville" on the other side of the island. Lastly, Fred fancied some turtle soup, but something went horribly wrong as he slurred his speech after all the alcohol of the evening. Instead of turtle soup...Poof!...Fred now had his very own turtle suit! The genie then bid them farewell, and Fred happily jumped into his turtle suit and asked Melissa to push him to the beach for a swim. The end.
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It's nice to see Carlos is finally coming out of his shell.
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HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH WTFWTFWTF
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this is not even my final form!
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They said I could be anything... ... So I became a turtle.
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duhh its an evolved human
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I-i-im almost to-to the l-l-light
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folks. Now, MY dad used to tell me how I got borned. " a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the SUN hatched ya' out." Now we got the REAL story of where teenagers come from.
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THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!!!
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This is what happens when you poke a turtle from behind
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Looks like Jimmy is a little...Slow
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a mexican wanted home
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Hey, Roald Dull, brevity is the soul of wit, now fvckoff... The end.
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TURTLEMAN STRIKEZ AGAIN.!
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well he always was a bit slow...
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The "i like turtles" guy all grown up.
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He is very unsecure... That is his anti-rape shell
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so the bugs bunny cartones with the slow turttle where ispired from real life......hmmmm
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I like turtles!
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How does he shit?
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This is a prehistoric and extinct turtle.
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turtle boy emerges
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Jonathan the turtle zombie boy has evolved into Jonathan the braindead tortoise man!
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I LOL'D
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I wanna play the turtle in the next Finding Nemo movie! look how good I am
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Damn, that sewer radioactive thingy didn't work the way i thought...
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who is that on your back ? its michelle
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I LIKE TURTLES!
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I liek turtles!
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Na na na na na na na na, na na na na na na na na, TURTLEMAN!!!!!
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its teen-aged edge
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The shell is made of leather... He wants to be left alone
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Wow! That girl has a pretty dress on!!
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I WANT 1!!!!!!
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Squirtle, I choose you!!!
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am i not turtle enough for the turtle club?
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He's making his way to the beach to lay his eggs. What a beautiful creature. o 3o
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indian sunday school
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Alright junior, not so fast!
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You just know that thing's riddled with salmonella
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I like turtles.
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The photo that made us realize drugs are bad.
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Type your comment.Now pass me the ball-gag honey and we can get started.
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He's making his way to the beach to lay his eggs. What a beautiful creature. o 3o
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Turtlehead poppin out
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In time, Billy managed to come out of his shell with strangers
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Auditions for Mutant Ninja Turtle, the stage show
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"TurttleNocchio" showing is a boy !!
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I sure hope he doesn't flip over that girl.
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I LIEK TURTLES 0.o
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oh man.. first birds? then pigs? BUT WHY TURTLES? I hate turtleflu!
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Rob schneider was an ordinary guy, but he's about to become... A TURTLE!
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Dammit Fred were not gonna suscribe you retard
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Uh, folks - that's the Back end. My Dad used to explain how I got borned. He said, "a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the Sun hatched you out!" Now we get the REAl deal on where teenagers come from . . .
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nanananananananananannana Turtle Man!
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New way for mexicans to cross the border "oh its an endangered animal"
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Bowser's sad attempt to clone Mario using 20% Mario DNA and 80% koopa DNA
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I failed in sport and so?
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am i not turtley enough to be in your turtle club?
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Great great great great great great great great great grandson of Morla the Ancient One.
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Aware the Turtleman! Half turtle, half man...
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Alright I finally got the turtle suit on, lets hit the strip club!
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Ohh, so THIS is what it's like to hit an evolutionary brick wall.
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nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana turtule-man!!!!
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The great comeback of Mark Hamill in Teenage Mutant Nija Turtle
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After the "Chocolate Factory Incident", the oompah loompahs decided to take a vacation. Fred, who was in charge of the chocolate river, decided to go to a beautiful tropical island. While searching the beach with a rented metal detector, he stumbled upon a magical lamp with a genie inside. The genie told Fred "You have 3 wishes, however choose wisely what you wish for." Fred decided that he needed some company, so he wished for a beautiful woman to spend time with on his vacation, so he made his first wish for such a companion. The genie said "It shall be done!" Poof! The next instant there was a beautiful woman in a bright yellow dress standing next to him. Fred thought to himself "this is getting interesting", so he decided that he would like to take his new companion Melissa out for drinks and a nice dinner. Poof! The genie transported them to "Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville" on the other side of the island. Lastly, Fred fancied some turtle soup, but something went horribly wrong as he slurred his speech after all the alcohol of the evening. Instead of turtle soup...Poof!...Fred now had his very own turtle suit! The genie then bid them farewell, and Fred happily jumped into his turtle suit and asked Melissa to push him to the beach for a swim. The end.
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super duper turtle transformation almost complete
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This is Bret McKenzie being born you animals.
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Turtley awsome dude!! Isn't this what Splinter Tortoise
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Um, that's the Back end, folks. Now, MY dad used to tell me how I got borned. " a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the SUN hatched ya' out." Now we got the REAL story of where teenagers come from.
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tuuuuuurtle tuuuurtle sir, what are you doing? am i not turtle enough for the turtle club?
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easy. dude dressed as turtle. explanation complete.
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Watch out beach here I come.
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does this turtle make my butt look big
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am i not turtle-y enough for the turtle club?
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fear the turtle!
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I don't care what you say , there is nothing cool about being a teenage mutant turtle ! You know it really gets under my Shell !
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"I don't see why this is so funny....its just a kid in a turtle sui-......BUAHAHA
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Average teenager with down syndrome
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Uh, folks - that's the Back end. My Dad used to explain how I got borned. He said, "a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the Sun hatched you out!" Now we get the REAl deal on where teenagers come from . . .
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Was desperate for the toilet and had a turtle head all the way home from work. Then when I pull down my pants.... HUHHH!!!!!!!!!
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Uh, folks - that's the Back end. My Dad used to explain how I got borned. He said, "a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the Sun hatched you out!" Now we get the REAl deal on where teenagers come from . . .
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they said i could be anything, so became a turtle...almost
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A new version of Bjork's Volta album cover.
Teenage? Check. Mutant? Check. Turtle? Check. Ninja? Not so fast.