Other's Explanations
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"Cox tech support how can I help you?" "Yes I can not get on the internet." "Ok, are you in front of the computer right now?" "No it is attached to my penis." "Um...wha" "And if I bend over to look at it I will be burned by the torches" "ok..." "Can you power cycle the modem??"
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African firewall.
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When he was just jocking, he used a Mac
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NONE SHALL PASS!!!!
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Downloading pirate movies is illegal - if you do fail to comply, you will face the consequences.
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Miss Liberty. African version.
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Add inches to your penis with our high tech digital penis extender. He is serious.
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I tought the laptop was wifi.
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holy shit, he's actually serious...
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Anti-internet crusader who has had it with spam e-mails telling him that his penis is too small. He has decided to modify his manhood using the very devise which defames it. The fire is to finish the job, in some way.
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MicroSoft's last hope for fixing Vista.
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He Cheated On His Wife. :P
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welcome to the internet i´ll be your guide!
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Hey .. Theres an ghost orb..
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He's on myspace?
How else do you think they get their wireless network. x -
Honey, I'm just cybering these others. I'm not serious about them...
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this is the last! i did it. i did it all. now can you please let me deposit the 4 million trillion united states dollars that my freakin' uncle umbinko, the former head of the nigerian oil and natural gas company, left me to deposit in the west
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He can just to this because he's the old green power ranger from the 90s!
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That idiot is a Nigerian scammer. It was fooled by a baiter posing as a potential victim and compelled to prove his seriousness by taking that picture. It shows how smart are Nigerian scammers and how smart are those who fall for the fortune of Gral Abacha...
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attracting a geek girlfriend?
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...later on he truly regretted not getting the netbook - so much lighter and they make everything else seem HUGE in comparison.
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He's being S-A-R-C-A-S-T-I-C, duh.
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Not as impressive as the picture with the torch tied to his penis.
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"I am weird and i'm a PC"
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I had to look at this a couple times before I realized that the laptop was tied to his penis.
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Firewall Proteccion
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Innanetz is serious business
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Why so serious? :O
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He is serious now.
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there is a black man standing on 2 plastic lawn chairs, holding candles with a laptop hanging on a string tied off of his penis and the sun covering his penis. There is also a sign on his chest covering his nipples reading "I am serious now". It also appears the man is in an alley outside of his house.
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have you tried turning it off and on again??
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Oh my God...............
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Well looks like some one just got initiated to the...um...computer ...torch club??? or he just gave birth to a laptop
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someone cut the umbilical cord
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If all works as planned, it will become a knee-grow: I will grow it down to my knees.
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This is how Lars Ulrich punishes people who download MetallicA songs illegally.
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"NOW will you answer my friggin emails??"
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You better believe he is serious!
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novo cabo para internet.
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Hold on... I am mixing the colors for that paint job... You did say brown, right?
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hmph! you call yourself serious, roger? because if you WERE youd've hung a GATEWAY from your penis instead of that IBM while holding flaming torches naked at night up on two chairs........
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it's not tied to his penis...it's tied to his balls....holy fuck...
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error 404 penis not found
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Glad he's serious, and not just effing around!
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virus attack, downloading... please wait
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Hes having sex over the internet
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COME @ ME BRO
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No....not him again...
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Do you think that antivirus software can clear my HIV?
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zoo magazine has hardly anything to read make it another 50 pages long
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Auditions have begun for the Olympic opening ceremony, London '12. As stipulated, the IOC are only after serious contenders to handle the responsibility of lighting the Olympic flame
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no you are a dumb-ass now
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Pfft! No match for the strongest vagina.
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i didnt need to see this one
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This is how things are settled in Zimbabwe
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American's Got Talent were looking for something a little bit different in this year's winner. Juggling Fire, balanced on two chairs, while browsing the net, naked, however did not get through.
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OMG I'm using that exact laptop right now!!!
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The Ukranians misunderstand the concept of high-tech lynching...agian.
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At the count of 3, I will make this laptop disappear: One, two, ...
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After all that porn, I felt a little inadequate...
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Greatest pc tech support call ever!
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Lol..look at the moon its like penis 0.o
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Has Anyone Ever Wondered "If This Is One F***'d Up Dude, But Who The Hell Is Taking The Picture!!??"
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remember, kids do not try this at home!!!
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...later on he truly regretted not getting the netbook - so much lighter and they make everything else seem HUGE in comparison.
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ok black guy with two tourches, a laptop hanging from his penis on top of to chairs with a note on his chest...yep hes serious alright...
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During his leg of the Olympic torch relay, Barry misunderstood the announcer who exclaimed, "He's coming down the stretch!"
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Mandela is dead. White people will die for bringing Internet porn to us. We will never find out where that blonde pussy live no matter how many houses we break in and how many woman we rape. Fuck whites. Mandela is dead
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"I am weird and i'm a PC"
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... and then John Cusack showed up with nothing but a boombox and she picked him! I was like.. WTF?!
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He is serious now
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Those IBM laptops are very useful, im serious!
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HE IS SERIOUS NOW.
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What's to explain, the man is obviously serious. And what is more serious than tying a laptop to your penis and standing on two lawn chairs with makeshift torches. Tell me, what can be more serious?
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A spammer..
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For a race known for the size of their tackle, not-so-well-endowed members will go to any lengths to ensure the legend lives on....
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"Why doesn't anyone take me seriously?I'll show them!!!I'll show them all!!!"
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thats a new trend to enlarge your penis! he was serious about trying it!
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this is how stereotypes of black man with big dicks are created.
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Now you Can´t see me Google Earth! I double dare you!!
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The new olimpic tortche carryer requierments...
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he stole that laptop
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why so overused joker line
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HE LOST HIS ROLL ON POKERSTARS AND FINALLY HAD ENOUGH!
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You think thats hanging from my cock, don't ya ?
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The perfect workout - looking at hot girls on the computer.
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he just found that with MacBook Air he looked like he was joking
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Are you sure this is how they do it in Africa
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He lost a bet.
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Oh alright, you got me. I"m still kidding
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I'm Old Greg! I have a mangina!!
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those chairs are pretty flimsy, I'd love to see the shot 20 seconds later when he's doing the splits and his hair is in fire
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Look at thescambaiter site (can't remember if it's .com or .org), the full story is there. This is a very failed and naive scammer that got caught in a hilarious trap, eventually making him send nude pictures of himself to his "victim" and believing he killed another business operative.
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to become a man in my tribe, i must stand in this position for three days
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MYSPACE.
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Are you ready for this? At the count of three, I will raise the PC to eye level, without dropping the torches: One, two, ...
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Yup, a 419 scammer. Needs a fish.
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So thats how Geek Squad fixed my laptop! Or is that how it got messed up in the first place?
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those chairs are pretty flimsy, I'd love to see the shot 20 seconds later when he's doing the splits and his hair is in fire
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...and then set it on fire.
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He was caught downloading Warez!
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yes. yes you are.
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ew!!! im using that same kind of laptop rite now !!! -_-
"Cox tech support how can I help you?" "Yes I can not get on the internet." "Ok, are you in front of the computer right now?" "No it is attached to my penis." "Um...wha" "And if I bend over to look at it I will be burned by the torches" "ok..." "Can you power cycle the modem??"