You're under arrest! No, I'm not!

What is YOUR Explanation?

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Other's Explanations

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  You're under arrest! No, I'm not!

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  No, really, I didn't crack you in the helmet with a rock, It was that other guy! The one with the camera. Tell them people!

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  DON'T TASE ME BRO!!!

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  DONUTS?? I SWEAR I DO NOT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT YOUR MISSING DONUTS!!!

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  HECK NO, HE WONT GO!!

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  Your pants are now the property of the U.S. Government. You have the right to loosen your belt and make this easier on us. Any detergent, bleach, or oxyclean you have or have not used on these in the last 72 hours can be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to have a seamstress, present now and during any future questioning. If you cannot afford a new pair of pants, a pair will be provided for you for no cost....

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  MY WALLET IS IN MY BACK POCKET. JUST TAKE IT

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  HELP!!! POLICE!!!

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  Can't do our job because this damn angry mob is preventing us from kicking his fat asss

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  Make a wish !!!

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  im not gumby!!!

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  That is a sturdy belt.

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  I am sorry fashion police but I thought these jeans were still in style

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  The one in the backgound surely is waiting for the pants to go down and than... snap...

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  THIS IS OUR HOBBO!!! WE SAW IT FIRST!!! GET YOUR OWN, DAMMIT!!!!

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  His pants are really stuck. Let this be a lesson when bying one size too small...

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  We'll take his pants! Ok, we'll take his shirt then!

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  The police, mistaking Jim for a protester inciting violence began to arrest him. The protesters, mistaking Jim for a protester being brutalized by the police fought back. Jim just wanted to go home with his groceries. The ice cream was melting.

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  Draw !!

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  Mr.Fantastic? Is it really you?

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  get your own fat.

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  PINK BELLY!!!!

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  Now that's what you call resisting arrest

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  Extreme tug of war.

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  He's ours! No, he's ours!

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  Ahh!! Essex zombies!!!

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  # I wish I was a little bit taller / I wish I was a baller #

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  Getting the undercover Protester back.

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  HOOOOOOOOOOOOOMER!

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  GOGO gadget boner!!

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  Hey I said pull my FINGER, bloody Police

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  Something's gotta give... and hopefully it's not the pants.

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  Im first! get lost!

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  Red rover, red rover! We call fat, stupid white guy over!

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  I still feel short!

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  sorry, I can't explain this..

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  Ok boys let's take his pants off - oh YEAH! THIS IS GOING TO BE HILARIOUS!

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  They ran out of food so they decided he would feed the mosy

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  Lets see who gets the the wish :P

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  Listen, if this guy gets hurt, It'll be our word against theirs, they have no proof.

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  after 4 hours and police assistance we finally got Jims pants off :) good luck Jim

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  Help me Obi Wan, your our only hope.

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  The Caucasian Chalk Circle 2

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  For goodness sake! I don't want to loose my virginity like this!!!