SCREW YOU DAD I'M CUTTING OFF THIS CHASTITY BELT!! WHO WANTS IN??

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Other's Explanations

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  SCREW YOU DAD I'M CUTTING OFF THIS CHASTITY BELT!! WHO WANTS IN??

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  Johnny knew at that moment that the Honeymoon would be anything but boring.

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  DAMN YOU CHASTITY BELT!!! THE WATTAGE OF THIS POWER SAW IS OVER 9000!!!

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  Chastity belts... Ruining sex for 1232 years.

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  Denise Richards struggles with Charlie Sheen's bondage toys.

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  if i dont orgasm with this i will try harder with the jackhammer

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  Um,Honey...my girlfriend...that's really NOT sexy!

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  Time to set this giant, throbbing, black, yogurt slinger free. Bend over, honey, I'm gonna take you to pound town and get up in them guts.

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  Just taking off the sharp edges...

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  miley cirus 2.0

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  that`s f***in` hot!!!

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  Time to free WILLY!!!!

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  this vibrator gets the job done

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  Do you love me now Daddy?!!??

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  Kristanna Loken is....Masturbator 3: Cries of the Vagines

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  America's new generation of motivational speakers.

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  POWERS OVER 9000!!!

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  Shit, he ditched me at the last second. And right after he got this thing on me. That bitch. I'll have to result to plan B. Power tools.