Local Rental Only? There isn't a McDonald's for miles!

What is YOUR Explanation?

Are You A Zombie?

Other's Explanations

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  Local Rental Only? There isn't a McDonald's for miles!

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  Introducing: The McPenske!

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  ...AND STAY THE FUUK OUT!!!!

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  Hey, he's gotta pay the bills somehow.

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  tough times for everyone

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  So that's how Ronald McDonald Houses get all those children!!

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  things you gotta do to serve over a billion people

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  Mission accomplished. Now, lets see what town we can turn into a bunch of lazy fat asses next

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  Watcha lookin' at? The Big Red Shoe is in the shop...

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  McDonald's is going out of buissiness

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  'No worries Hamburgler, they can't see your head at that angle'

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  When Ronald McDonald was ditched in favour of other marketing schemes, he turned to desperate measures.

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  I'm lovin' it.

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  i would probably ***** my pants if i saw that

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  Ol' McDonald pays a visit to THAT farm.. (-Grindi)