Other's Explanations
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When I was a kid there was no solution to the morning wood
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Superman sucks! No, literally!
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Sperman
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Looks like he's ready for MY gigantic frend.
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Batman and Robin have already bought one each
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He will blow you away
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I want a Wonder Woman version of this!
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For 6" & up!
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Superman and pedobear have been in cahoots for some time now...
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"And now for the low low price of $14.88, you to can fuck superman in the mouth!"
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this is shopped! i've seen the vid of the real one here it is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67raBnRME9g&feature=related
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will make you cum faster than a speeding bullet, able to sleep with small balls in his mouth, look up in the attic, in the closet, no in you son's bed, its super blow man!
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George Michaels regression therapy soon provided results, that his parents steered him into show business.
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Stuff, Hug, Play...More like Stuff, Hump, Wash..
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From the makers of fleshlight.
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sex toys for "gay" men =]
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HELLO THIS IS PHOTOSHOPPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! derp!
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The couch aint no longer mans best friend...
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Anybody notice that he has lips?
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The latest in cartoon fantasy pleasure from......Disney?
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Up up and Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!way.
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Explanation? Look at the tag. It's from Walmart. Besides, shopped or not, you're having your kid sleep with a burly dude in spandex.
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Step 1. Stuff yo junk in that box Step 2. Hug on tight to that box Step 3. Play around in that box and that's the way ya do it, its my dick in his box!
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*Turn your pillow into de biggest toy ever!*
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Recycling, of course !
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SuperBlowjob-Man, the chinese copy of Superman.
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the whole turn your pillow thing is wrong for superman...
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get a Bigger Dick since ur childhood, Stuff - Hug - Enjoy ( size dose matter ) Sucklers will make it 18" when u r 15 yo
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Made in Gotham City
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CPR Superman, as many possibilities as you can imagine.
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Super sucky duckface, every boys dream toy!
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Superman's singing TRO-LO-LO!
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the perfect toys for.........................perverted adults!
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It's best to find out if he's gay while he's still young so his parents can stop guessing...
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Looks like he's ready for MY gigantic friend!
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now you can Superman that ho in the comfort of your own bedroom!!!
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Superman, a gigantic friend for your small cock
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it's not real, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67raBnRME9g
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Lubrication not included.
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ARE HIS BALLS MADE OF STEEL?
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guses superman realy is super afterall
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Wake up to "american national anthen super doll" ""O"" say gurgle gurgle gurgle
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*thanks for shopping at San Francisco toys-r-us come again*
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*pillow not included????
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The new and improved, Supergay!
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ahhhiiii, that they would do in the jail with that small mouth ..... xD xD
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i give blow jobs for free after buyin try me you wont regret it
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Stuff->Hug->Play
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if your kid has a kryptodick (ok, funnier in french with kryptobite...)
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Look Dad! My very own GLORY HOLE!!
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The perfect toy for kids, brothers and dad.
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he is superman cuz.. he can take in everything...
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SuperMan Sextoy for gays
When I was a kid there was no solution to the morning wood