Hehehe, it's not rape if they're dead!

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  Hehehe, it's not rape if they're dead!

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  That is the Grim Reaper's retarded brother George

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  'just wondering.................um............r u gonna eat that dead guy?'

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  "Just as planned"

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  Fat Dracula strikes again

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  now when hes dead i can finally get his psp :]

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  Now I get my own room!

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  Bob smiled away, happy to finally have lost his virginity

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  BOOOMMERRRR!!!!

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  "I pooped a little"

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  Haha.. and he said fat people die young.

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  This is why people should be cremated

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  hehehehe ... Now Billy is my friend ... forever.

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  Haven't seen this movie. Louis de Funes is in the groove as always!

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  He looks satisfied, clearly he killed this man.

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  HeHe, another that is dead trying to beat me in that hamburger contest.

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  So what if i fart, he will not feel it anyway

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  heheh someone more to eat!!

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  esta imagen me asusta :/

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  I warned the ***er not to take the last slice of pizza!

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  Plump with stolen souls...

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  He killed Kenny!! You're bustard!

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  Now I get to be the thinner man in the house

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  I farted... ja!

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  "how did you know John?" "oh, no ma'am, i didn't. i just came for the free food :) "

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  He is just happy, what?! Being happy is not a crime!

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  No one takes my candy.

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  Let the feast begin

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  This is why we can't have nice things!

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  Wow! For a dead guy he really gave me a mouthfull! Blowjob all the WAAY !

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  prior agreement: so, when you die, can i have your chin?

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  now he is feel better

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  " mum" "can i eat his dinner now?"

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  SUCCESS

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  His soul was delicious....hehehe

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  This will be the perfect profile photo for me on Facebook. I'm gonna be a STAR!!! bwahahaha!!!

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  i just farted

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  When Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory died...

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  'ITS NOT RAPE IF HES DEAD' - LMFAO!

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  He would have wanted me to smile, even though it hurts

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  Once you turn away I'm going to eat him too

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  Sadistic fuck.

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  HE WANTED TO PLAY COPS AND ROBBERS HE RESISTED ARREST

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  heir to the twinkie fortune

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  *Goooooood......Gooooooood*

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  "I did it."

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  That's what he gets for bending my magic cards

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  mmmm burial. finally i can tank up on alcohol

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  "A kid is dead, the dude is retarded... how can than not be funny!?"
  
  I second that opinion

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  I think that the man was sad so, he was crying, his eyes look teared up. And he smiled for a picture to because he was with friends and family that cared.

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  Gratz on 50th victim by suffocation using own body fat.

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  now im the thin one in the family

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  Bob had bitch tits.

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  Now it's just mom and me.

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  lolz, my bad

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  If there was ever a kid that needed slapped.......well here he is

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  In my yearbook I was voted most likely to have massive heart failure. How wrong they were!

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  You guys all see my big, fat face?

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  "Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds."

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  Another satisfied customer!

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  clearly he thinks the corpse is a cake

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  who the hell smiles at a funeral...and to top it off takes pictures with dead people...freak!!

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  this kid has ripped ass by the open casket to see the expression of the next person to pay their respects

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  can i put this on my facebook?

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  I told him not 2 touch my damn cookies!

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  the wrong kid died

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  I HAZ PEE IN HIS MOUTH!

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  Last photo on facebook

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  "Yeeeesss, it worked!!! MWahUhuahauAUhauAuh..."

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  Wait a second.....there's usually catered receptions after funerals, right?...NiiiiiCE!

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  Think it's funny? Your next!

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  A geek student at a funeral of his most hated professor

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  It's ok, I'll smile for this picture because that's what he would want even though my heart hurts.

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  "I ate his liver..."

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  and that, my friends, is how you make it look like an accident

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  Ohhhh yea. Fatboy wins again. Burn in hell skinny bitch

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  anyone else who think weight loss camps are useful?

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  i think hes mentally handicap
  thats why hes smiling

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  MORE FOR ME!!!

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  Yep, I did it!

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  Putting new meaning to "fat inheritance."

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  Holy crap... it's Eric Cartman, and it looks like he killed Kenny.

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  abemus papa!

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  I don't hear you telling fat jokes now, motherfucker

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  he finally got that kiss he wanted

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  Immortal my ass!!

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  oh my god cartman you killed kenny! you bastard!

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  who's can beat me in wodern war fare now, bitch!!

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  Yess i did it

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  Anybody else want to call me fat?

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  What an abnormal, sinister face! His displayed emotions seem quite unappropriate.

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  "It was great to sit on him one last time"

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  I like turtles.

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  Wait till I close the place down.... Mmwaaaahahahahaaaaa!!!!

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  wild snorlax appears

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  i just farted

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  I guess you should have brought me that Xbox Dad

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  You'll be next *evil grin*

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  hehe... that was me

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  No one suspected anything

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  There is just no explenation for what he is thinking in that perverted psycho mind of his.

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  Wrong time, wrong place, wrong face

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  "they said i couldn't pull it off... heheheHAHAHA"

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  Everything went better than expected....

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  This is my boss

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  Wrong time, wrong place, wrong face

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  "You gonna eat this?"

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  Finally, that shit-ass brother who teased me, humiliated me and intimidated me all my life is d-e-a-d dead. THAT is some poetic justice.

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  It's peanut butter jelly time! Peanut butter jelly time!

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  More food for me!

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  Does this dead guy make me look fat??

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  See you on hell

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  "he'll never touch my food again"

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  In the end, Jason's revenge on the school bullies went too far. But at least he's happy about it.

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  Even when on vacation, Santa keeps on smiling!

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  I think that the dead kid used to pick on the fat kid. The dead kid probably died in an accident, and as a sort of sick joke, fat kid decided to get his pic, and, in theory, his victory trophy.

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  Yo dawg, we heard you like chins so we put a little chin on your chin while you have another chin!

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  Fatty Boy keep on smiling behind the dead

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  наследство чувак получил)

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  hehe, I left a little suprise for him in there :D

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  Hehe, now it's dad's turn.

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  How do you mean 'phill is gone'? He's right there! in that chest!

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  small coffin?
  "Fat Retard Eats Mans Legs and Leaves Him To Bleed to Death" ?
  No? im just thinking alloud

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  Yo dawg, we heard you like chins so we put a little chin on your chin while you have another chin!

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  My last words to him were: "Does this smell like chloroform to you?", ha ha ha ha!

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  Soon.....SOON......Dinner will be ready....

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  At last computer will be mine!

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  "No he won't care he's dead just snap the picture!"

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  I should get the credit. He got the STI from me :)

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  DERP

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  "i came"

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  HE DID IT !!!!!!!

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  I'll force a smile for this picture, because that's what he would have wanted

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  is that even a dude?

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  Potato! hurdur!!!

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  I may be fat but at least I'm not dead

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  My start-up "Rent a coffin" is a full success!!!

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  Hehe.. I win.

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  Teddy delivers the greatest prank of all time: The Eternal Hotbox

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  You'll be next *evil grin*

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  Big spread at the wake

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  guess who's the killer... hahaha

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  "Heh, i took a dump in his casket"

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  now I get all the inheritance... nyahaaaaa!!!!

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  With Batman out of the way Gotham will be mine!!!

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  Hmheh, I farted on him!

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  That kids creepy

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  "A kid is dead, the dude is retarded... how can than not be funny!?"
  
  "I second that opinion "
  
  make it three.
  
  I disagree. Bunch of bloody idiots.

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  Die motherfucker, die

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  Batesville casket. Deceased is set too low and too far down in the casket. FAKE1. No funeral director would display a body that poorly casketted.

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  He's got the pedo-smile

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  Can you take another one? My smile was creepy enough.

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  I also think he is retarded, it is not a funny pic

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  With Stan out of the way, Rodger's plans for world domination could finally come to fruition.

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  WTF?? there is a death note upon the dead's head...i'am sure that he used it to kill him and after get his xbox 360

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  hehehe .... i just farted

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  Eric Cartman always gets what he wants...

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  Feel some fucking sympathy...

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  " Hehehe, totally owned! "

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  John, it's what's for dinner.

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  See kids, death isnt that scary, just a little different

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  Giggity!

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  im lmfao irl at these comments

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  Soooo.... the plot thickens eeeeekekekkekekekekkekeee

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  those are tears of joy

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  it's Dennis Frogman!

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  so.. you're really dead right? ...*squeeze*

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  Hello students. Today we will be dicecting billys grampa he killed for science since he signed that paper.. thingy

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  Since there dead can they smell my farts?

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  we now know who the prime supect is

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  I think the police have a suspect!!

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  mmm yes...your offering amuses me

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  told him not to eat my cookies... =DDD

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  DUDE THERES A FUCKING DEAD BODY. eww. can i touch it?

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  Giggity!

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  You're next

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  That's not a dude standing there, that's just one big broad.

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  "That's more food for me..."

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  I knew he'll eat that poiso....I mean pie~!

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  i r hungry

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  "you're next hehe"

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  im not the fat twin any more

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  Muahahahahaha...... I got away with his demise!! Well, gotta get outta here so I can begin plotting on that other punk who called me lardo!!"