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Other's Explanations

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  Blow me. No, I'm serious dude, BLOW ME!

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  "You guys smell something burning?" "Your nuts." "No, I definitely smell something burning."

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  They are all VIRGINS!

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  Sex with Gingers will do that to you.

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  THERE SEX is on FIRE!!!

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  They saw Katy perry on T.V!

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  So hot

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  liar liar...

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  Goodness gracious...

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  So boys, how did that big threesome with that drug addict hooker last week turn out?

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  And not a single f*ck was given that day.

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  GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!!! :O

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  I knew they were lying.

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  If all of their ****s are on fire, why dose one have two flames? O.o

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  Meanwhile in Russia

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  Great balls of fire

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  this takes peer pressure to a whole new level.....

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  emo masturbation

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  balls of fire

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  Brings a whole new meaning to the term "fire crotch"

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  Hot peppers!

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  I went down down down in a burning ring of fire... And it burns burns burns..

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  ..Well what did you expect would happen after banging Lindsay Lohan?

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  Next time, we use lubrication.

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  fire me up(;...... wait thats not what i meant!

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  They are all wering Glasses... How weird!

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  Since when do men get hot flashes?!

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  SHE SAID SHE WAS A VIRGIN! MY CROTCH IS ON FIRE!!!!!

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  Flamers

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  Herpes...

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  Fire Crotch is not a myth

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  Me so holny!

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  That happens when you don´t masturbate

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  gonorrhea

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  what a bunch of flamers.

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  That happens when you don´t masturbate

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  Gives a new meaning to the phrase "Firecrotch"

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  They've been all to the same Hooker

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  And not a single fuck was given that day.

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  Talk about a fire crouch!

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  Fire crotch

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  This is not what they meant by hot-pants.

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  Lavender Motörhead shirt?

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  IM STILL HOT EVEN IM a NERD

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  just because your all still virgins doesn't mean you have to burn off your penis...

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  Just because your still a virgin doesnt mean you have to burn off your penis...

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  That happens when you don´t masturbate

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  Just because my flame is the smallest doesnt suggest anything

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  its normal for it to burn when you pee right ?

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  the girls said they are not hot so they decided to convince them of the opposite

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  Liar, liar pants on fire... you're doing it wrong.

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  I guess you could call them *Puts on glasses* Fire Crotches YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

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  Holy Spirit, You picked the wrong dudes.

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  Where the hell can one get pink motörhead shirts?!

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  WTF?? A pink MOTORHEAD t-shirt?????