someone call Blade

What is YOUR Explanation?

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Other's Explanations

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  someone call Blade

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  This is her room at her parent's house, her other room is full of cats, in other words, she has no life what-so-ever.

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  Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.

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  Edward will definitely NEVER bite that neck (even if he could find it), cuz he would get diabetes from her fat-filled blood

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  Yea shure.. this is ok.. but when the old man does this for bella thats just wroooong...

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  team jacob!

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  Bella Swan....3 years later...

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  wtf what tha freak?

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  He likes watching while she sleeps.

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  (BIG)FAT fan of edward

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  One day my little vampy.

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  fat, ugly and i haven't even started on the whale in the picture

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  Someones still a virgin

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  MOM!?!??!?!?!?!

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  poor Cindy, she is so not gonna get laid...ever

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  MILF!!!!.... in her dreams! LMAO

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  I'm NOT looking forward to THAT kind of MILF porn.

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  wears buffy

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  Can U say Stalker?

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  KILL IT WITH FIRE!

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  A little bit of Edward

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  Edward's Mom

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  Someone call Buffy.

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  KILL IT! KILL IT WITH SUNLIGHT!

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  Sorry girl. We are not looking at you

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  To bad he's gay

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  After Laverne and Shirley, Penny Marshall needed a new hobby...

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  Forever alone.

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  AARRGGHHHH!!!! Kill "THEM" with fire