Other's Explanations
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"Please return your penis to the upright position and prepare for landing"
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Don't you see? It's a cockpit.
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whitey about to be replaced on the moon
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it's all fun and games till the native with the penis-gourd takes the wheel.
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Obama's Air Force One Pilot
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Discovery Channel gave my village enough money for either dental work - or helicopter ride & strap-on: Well, ... How does it look!?
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A new ergonomic, wooden joystic for the fly, brings u pleasure and response!
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outsourced pilot
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South Americas most trusted Airlines
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OMG WOODCOCK
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who'd have thought flying would be soooooo much fun
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Obama's new NASA
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Mentos, the fresh maker
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It's a Dani (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dani_people) with a penis gourd getting the opportunity to sit in (and pose for) a helicopter. You have to fly to get in and out of Papua.
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UP
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Damn it Jim... I'm a doctor; not a helicopter pilot with a dildo!
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is he the only one who noticed their landing on a nude beach...bonner
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GET BACK TO DA CHOPPA
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Sumbitch, them Twinkies give me a hard-on!
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Sanford and Son Smoke PCP
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I dont care what you say... That is a troll!
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a dream of an actual real pilot, while laced on psychedelic drugs. He is hoping to wake up soon!
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mr t has really let himself go...
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yeah...this is living
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Smile for the camohgoodgod!
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wait one min...Dad?
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africas revenge. now we are fucked.
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"OOOohh...You mean this flight stick,i though you talking about mine"
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Thankyou for fling Papua New Guinea Airlines, and YES I AM THE FUCKING CAPTAIN!
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I don't care if it is two hundred miles through uncharted jungle territory. I said I'll walk.
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While being camped by cap fleet in Stain. - Anyone got an insta-undock from this station?
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Proof that man DID evolve from a monkey
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the origin of vuvuzelas are discovered!
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cannibal holocaust
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lol wooden condoms xD
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what? I can't be a pilot? is it because I'm black?..... -no, sir I'ts because you're naked!
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The 9/11 highjacker that never made it.
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haha i will shove my penis i mean bomb up your ass
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honestly, I can't explain it.....it's just that bad -.-"
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Kimbo Slice. The early years.
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He has a BIG smile :)
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we came from Indians not from monkeys
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indian cannibals ...IN A HELECOPTER! WERE FUCKED NOW!!!
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A wild Snorlax appears !
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Let's hope he doesn't mess up which one is the real control stick.
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it is from a natgeo show
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George Clinton's son gets soooo excited when he drives that choper.
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Who knew that Kimbo Slice was a registered pilot?!
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giggedee giggedee
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He's not wearing a seatbelt ! ! ! !
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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I don't know about explaining the image, but I sure hope they clean that seat after he's done using it.
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call of duty: black ops. its a chopper gunner
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ISA GAWIN TO DAH MUUUNNNN!
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Talibian terrorist is training for new 9/11
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so that's where vuvuzelas are from.....mmm nice :D
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I had it with these muddafacka snakes on this muddafucka plane!
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SHHH! i just farted
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The gods must be crazy.
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This is an illustration of a Clutch Cargo cult in Papua, New Guinea.
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Sumbitch, them Twinkies give me a hard-on!
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"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking with a special announcement as follows: OOGA GUNGA FLOOKA BUNGOO! YIP YIP ZANZIBAR!"
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This gives new meaning to the term "Sporting Wood."
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Forget crossdressing, this is what Klinger should have done to get discharged!
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Ah, me know cockpit!
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"Just like to say good luck to you both, we're all counting on you"
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I. Shall. Gun. You. Down.
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Quick Mr. Copilot! Pull up on the joy-dick!
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It's the budget cuts, man! WELCOME TO THE NAKED AIR FORCE!!!!
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DERP!!
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Ive had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
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...and some people thought the 9/11 was a conspiracy....
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It's because of the budget cuts, man! WELCOME TO THE NAKED AIR FORCE!!!
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I dunno what eet ees! BUT I F*CKIN LUV EET!!!!
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mrs i wanna return my ticket i dont trust in the pilot....
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This is a native of Waa or Wamena or Tembagapura, Irian Jaya Papua province of Indonesia, most likely sitting on a helicopter owned by Freeport McMoran. That penile covering is called koteka. Google up "koteka" images and you'll see. Koteka is a gourd.
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What the audience never got to know: Indiana Jones never reached the plane in the jungle scene in "raiders of the lost ark". Instead one of the bad guys came first...
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Mr.T On Drugs :0
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thank you for flying southwest airlines
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Behold, Kimbo Slice before weights
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LET ME FLYYYYY I WANT TO FUCKING FLYYYYYYYYYYY
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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The Force is strong with him!
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I hope that seat is platified :-S
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When is it more important to wear a knit cap than it is to wear pants? Well I don't have a big wiener and I haven't flown a plane, but I'm guessing that's the best time.
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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I just cant do it captain, I DON'T HAVE THE POWER......thats because you are not grabbing the throttle.......my penis.......no.......don't stop
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Nkongo enjoyed his heli ride very much. VERY much!!!
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"Start singing "Tiny Bubbles" now Don Ho !"
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Lolz i unno i just flyin this helicopter
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omg does nobody realize this guys naked? Everyone just keeps commenting on the thing that looks like a penis lol
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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get these motherf*cking aboriginese of my motherf*cking plane.
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This is Smiling Bob. He and his boyfriend are flying high, thanks to Cialis.
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Final episode of LOST: They finally got away from the Island!
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this is not going to help my fear of flying!!
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Jesus take the wheel....please
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BOO CREEPY NAKED MAN FLYING A CHOPPER! HOORAY BEER!!!
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I've never been in a helicopter. It's giving me a WOODY!
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that explains why that Air France flight fucked up
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There will be a small turbulence, please fasten your seatbelts and remain where you are, I know exactly what I'm doing, now where does this button stands for? Oh crap I left the microphone on...
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that's some hot shit
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canibal holocaust
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Meanwhile in Jamaica...
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You're safe with me
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"Dont worry. Im EXTREMELY qualified..."
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I think this is the Mr T's father...
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and now to our traffic copter
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Should have gone to specsavers
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time for boarding. Don't be scared, it will be alright.
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Well at least with this guy terrorists wont fuck with us anymore
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Die whitey die! I'll stick my wooden penis in your eye!
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I can't take this prick anywhere.
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye examination portion of your pilot's licence?
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Yea I'll just take the next flight
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Landing by wood.
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cross-eyed
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OMFGCRAZYNAKEDFLYINGHOBOWITHAWOODENDICKFTWRFOTFLMFAO
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Haven't we seen enough of those shaved cat images ... Now they gotta start with gorillas?
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LOOK BRUDDA THIS ONES GOT A WIRLESS
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That man is from my country, Indonesia. I believe he is one of our native tribes in Papua. That wooden-cock thing is called "koteka", the only outfit the men of Papua tribes wear. Whilst, the women wear nothing but a straw-skirt.
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Cheech and Chong on crack and naked
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EMERGENCY EMERGENCY!!! PLEASE FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS!!! EVERYTHING WILL BE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!! (TOUCH WOOD) ;)
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Hello welcome to the Internet. I will be your guide
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the penis gourd of the Dani people are worn all the time, even under pants,
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This is Tribal leader. Lock wings in S-foil position, we are passing through their magnetic field.
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It's gonna be a different world when my people come to power...bitches!
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well... the pilot was found dead in the bathroom today, but dont fear we have a highly trained crazy naked homeless guy for for a substitute
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GETS THE FUCKS ON DIS PLANE BITCHES
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this is taken in papua new guinea. the traditional dress uses a gourd over the man's penis for modesty. the terrain over there is really steep a lot of the mountains are only accessible by light plane or helicopter.
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Reverse exploration.
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this is what kimbo slice lookd like befor the ufc
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Oh! you call that thing the joy stick?
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yeah, I lost my penis during WWII, but I'm still a great helicopter pilot
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OMG Black Heli Evoks on the loose
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FUCK
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wtf??
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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Taken from Danny Glovers new film "Hard-on Air"
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GET TO DA CHOPPPA!
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Oh no, you cant drink and drive. But no one likes a sober pilot.
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IT'S A TRAP
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Kids dont do drugs
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rapist on a plan
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this is why the pilots introduce themselves over the com system, not face to face
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we came from Indians not from monkeys
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Well folks, we're experiencing just a little bit of turbulence. The Fasten Safety Belt sign is lit for your safety.
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Yothu Yindi Take Flight
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Thank you for flying Rastafaric Airlines. Have a good day.
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free ride for everyone
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that was when the most drug addicted man on earth was left on a helicopter
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is this the high mile club???
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african pilot XD
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BANANA. lemme take a bite
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Air Detroit will be landing shortly...
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hey that's me :(
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kinda surprised at the lack of "cockpit" and "joystick" jokes
"der I can haz fly controlz and microphonez and maybe steer with mah woody" -
The aveverage Jamaican.
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Captain woodencock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pirates let rab some people!!!!! hou hou hou
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Houston we HAVE a problem !
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JUST AS PLANNED
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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Trust me I'm the captain. I read this in a book before
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fucking abos
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i soooo want to put that on the 404 page for my company website... might loose my job tho
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little does he know they switched out his partner at the last second...
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Al-Qaida airlines...
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Flyin' down in 'copters, and snatchin' yo people up! Hide yo kids, hide yo wife...
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Are you SURE you passed the eye examination to get your pilot's licence?
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AP Papua, New Guinea: Tommy Ootbu celebrates acquiring his "Type Rating" in a DeHavilland Twin Otter, along with his Flight Instructor Mike Lorenz. "Tommy is a natural born pilot" says Mike, "but we still have to work on his Instrument approaches". Ootbu has over 900 flight hours and hopes to one day work for one of the major Airlines.
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Afghanistan is going well.
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What nothing about a woody you guys all stupid?
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Ouch were hitting turbulance and i cant fit my nuts in these silly underpants
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A genuine affirmitive action pilot
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One Evil NIGA and the Twins went down!
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Control, we have a problem we can't get the landing gear down Well get the sexy stewardess out of the cockpit
"Please return your penis to the upright position and prepare for landing"